Matt Fitzgerald

King of the Dipshits

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Some British fatty trying to claim she is 20 stone and I'm like lady you're 20 Stonehenge.

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@NoGunsInCanada False equivalency. Tobacco companies knew they were selling poison and hid it from consumers.

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The other side of this is that when enough DSA-types flood Congress and Dems take the WH, they'll implement their platform by stacking SCOTUS, which will eliminate their main hurdle: The US Constitution.

[Coddled Affluent Professional @feelsdesperate]

From your lips to Clarence Thomas’s ears.

Every now and then you should to take a moment to thank God for how stupid the Left is. Zero impulse control or forethought.

With any luck in a couple years when SCOTUS makes it illegal libs will be crying ‘We didn’t ackshually mean rent control is a taking!’ in the same way they cried, ‘We didn’t ackshually mean defund the police!’

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@adamcarolla You know what works better than pepper spray?

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@Slatzism @farspacehunter TiFs are just trying to have a good time doin' guy stuff. TiM are angry they weren't born with tits.

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@Last_Individual @WelshmanMemes DSA candidate: "Shouldn't everyone be happy and well cared for? Vote for me and all your dreams will come true. Billionaires will pay for it."

Low IQ voter: "Wow, he's going to let me live my dream! Good thing Billionaires have enough to take care of everyone."

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@Zencapital2 @Kenneth_Belkin @HunterBiden It's not that Hunter is wrong. It's that he is telling us what we already know but can't really do much about cuz we're not children of a political dynasty with piles of cash. So, yeah, "they" benefit from us being at each other's throats. But he's effectively "they."

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@NintendoColors @Howlingmutant0 And by logical reasoning (transitive property), all chicks who like sourdough bread are probably bi if not gay, and anyone who enjoys cunnilingus will probably like sourdough bread.

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@NintendoColors @Howlingmutant0 I mean, yeah, lactobacillus is in sourdough AND vag.

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@berylperrol @WomenReadWomen Collar bone shortening surgery!

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@galluslass @WomenReadWomen @lennysperson Pretty sure he's getting off on his own female likeness.

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@Theo_TJ_Jordan "IVF representation" LOL does everything need an identity?

Also, lady, even queers and IVF patients require an egg from a female, sperm from a male, and a female in which to gestate the baby. It's not a matter of representation, it's a matter of science.

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@GuyIsReborn @evanwch Most if not all men (other than Platner) have fantasized about kicking the ass of a home invader. It actually does matter that we now know his fantasy involved ass but not kicking.

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@lemire We replaced many non-deterministic things with code. Now we're positioned to return that responsibility back over to a non-deterministic system (AI), and it's scary.

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@JohnLBria @jarvis_best The NFL needs the Gary Bears.

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@izzzydaizz @kpconlan @ImtiazMadmood Maybe reread and perhaps you'll understand the subtle joke in my comment.

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"Hold up. What if we pivot to live streaming our Down's Syndrome kid 24/7? Instead of a one-time bump for aborting it, we'd get years of monetization!"

"Hm, yeah. But that would actually be work. I'd rather just keep getting pregnant and make videos about having abortions."

[AF Post @AFpost]

YouTuber Jesse Ridgeway posts a theatrical video hoping to garner sympathy for “losing” his child after he and his wife decided to abort it after finding out the child had Down syndrome.

They appealed that abortions are common, that the abortion is a loss, and that they shouldn’t be criticized for making the “tough decision.”

The ordeal was made even more chaotic by the fact that the family is currently pouring resources in to treatment to save their dog from dying, all the while voluntarily sacrificing their child’s life.

Follow: @AFpost

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@xXSupaFryeXx @AFpost "Hold up. What if we pivot to live streaming our Down's Syndrome kid 24/7? Instead of a one-time bump for aborting it, we'd get years of monetization!"

"Hm, yeah. But that would actually be work. I'd rather just keep getting pregnant and make videos about having abortions."

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@kpconlan @ImtiazMadmood They had bars in 1976.

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@elydia351 @ImtiazMadmood Aw, man, can't we have this one? It's funny, but only if it's true.