My name

I dad a little bit. Read some. Write some. Throw in some whiskey & a little guitar & you got me.

Author of The Last Time.

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So, where's everyone gonna hang out once @Reddit shits the bed?

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@KidRock Fucking trash.

Also, a terrible shot.

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@RepMTG You're a disgrace to the state of Georgia. As someone who's lived here for nearly 50 years, that's saying something

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@Jim_Jordan Shouldn't you be ignoring some sexual assaults somewhere?

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@WendellPierce Been a big fan of him since I saw him on Fringe 20+ years ago. Enjoyed watching him. RIP

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@SpeakerMcCarthy I'm sure they'll remove you from Trump's ass before they lock him up

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So long @Walgreens
You really kinda sucked anyway. Now, you really suck

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@MyGuySteve @SethWEmerson Never heard of Pac Man Jones, huh?

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#AppleMusicHalftime

@rihanna killed it. Looked and sounded great

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I hate the fact that ever since bitch-boi @elonmusk took over twitter, I am constantly bombarded with updates from far right ass holes.

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@laurenboebert I can't decide the bigger disgrace to their constituents: you or Empty G

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@AtlantaFalcons Falcons went to Kroger & asked guys in the parking lot if they wanted a free trip to New Orleans. Secondary doesn't exist.

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@drpepper can afford to give both of those women the scholarship. It's a tax write-off.
#DrPepperChallenge

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@Caitlyn_Jenner @elonmusk No one gives a damn what he does.

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@elonmusk Who gives a fuck about what someone not in the government did on his laptop? Bitch boi @elonmusk that's who

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@mattkaroly He has missed 4 games with an injury, and didn't play much on the Thursday game - probably due to playing a lot his first game back.

Also, Falcons don't have a QB.

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I don't know if the person who came up with the new @BurgerKing jingle should be given a raise or launched into the sun.
Like, wow. It's so terrible, but I woke up this morning with it in my head.

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@GOPLeader For fucking what? Inheriting a pandemic from a traitorous orange, and adding 700k new manufacturing jobs? You're right. Biden's a monster!

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@Brightdey @theboringphil @pattonoswalt DUCK!

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@JDtheDapperJay @guimarin @elonmusk Damn. I was gonna make a comment about not helping but laughing as the platform dies in real time for the entire world to see, but you really took that extra step and made mine meaningless.

Bravo!