Teo 🎮

I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

Ao menos perdemos para os *Campeões do Mundo*

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

if you doubt there will be rain, that's a droubt

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

Now, hold up a moment ...

[Chefe Jamon @ChefeJamon]

@hannahsofiadias @lnoircat Quem nunca molhou regueifa num copo de sumol de laranja, anda aqui a fazer o quê?

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

something something, Palácio de queLUZ

[joão gaspar @issodepende]

finalmente aprendi a tradução francesa para "és sócio da edp?"

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

I know it's super nerdy and pedantic, but i just thought i had to point that out

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

in s5 of stranger things what bothers me more than it should (and i dont see it being talked about a lot) is how a show set in the 80's, that leans *super heavily* into dnd, and cultural authenticity - they use dnd 5e terms and rules 🙃

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

@IrregularDave @ControlRemedy

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well i asked my dad and he said "go ask your mom"

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

Como acho que nao vou conseguir fazer melhor que o meu tweet há uns anos atrás, feliz Dia Internacional da Mulher

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

Se escrevessem da mesma maneira que são pagas, ter-se-ia celebrado o Dia Internacional da Mul

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

Prato do dia implica a existência de outro, mais misterioso e enigmático, prato da noite

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Home price-to-income ratio change since 2015:

🇵🇹 Portugal: 58%
🇨🇦 Canada: 37%
🇺🇸 United States: 30%
🇳🇱 Netherlands: 30%
🇨🇭 Switzerland: 27%
🇨🇿 Czechia: 24%
🇦🇺 Australia: 22%
🇱🇺 Luxembourg: 20%
🇮🇪 Ireland: 18%
🇸🇮 Slovenia: 18%
🇬🇷 Greece: 17%
🇪🇸 Spain: 17%
🇦🇹 Austria: 16%
🇪🇪 Estonia: 15%
🇭🇺 Hungary: 14%
🇯🇵 Japan: 12%
🇳🇴 Norway: 10%
🇩🇪 Germany: 7%
🇱🇹 Lithuania: 6%
🇩🇰 Denmark: 6%
🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 5%
🇸🇰 Slovak Republic: 5%
🇱🇻 Latvia: 5%
🇵🇱 Poland: 2%
🇭🇷 Croatia: -1%
🇸🇪 Sweden: -2%
🇧🇪 Belgium: -4%
🇫🇷 France: -6%
🇧🇬 Bulgaria: -12%
🇮🇹 Italy: -13%
🇰🇷 Korea: -17%
🇫🇮 Finland: -19%
🇷🇴 Romania: -44%

With the sharpest rise across OECD countries, thousands of Portugese citizens protested about affordability in 2024 amid a shortage of housing supply and an influx of wealthy foreigners moving to the country.

Ratio indexed to 2015. Bulgaria, Croatia, and Romania are not OECD economies. Data is seasonally adjusted. Data as of Q3 2024. For Canada and Switzerland, data as of Q4 2024.

Source: OECD

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

Plot twist: now Germany has to defeat the evil USA

[PlayStation UK @PlayStationUK]

Video games that turn 10-years-old in 2025. A fun reminder of the inexorable passage of time!

Yakuza 0
Fallout 4
Helldivers
Until Dawn
Dying Light
Bloodborne
AC Syndicate
The Witcher 3
Life is Strange
Rocket League
The Order: 1886
Batman: Arkham Knight
MGS V: The Phantom Pain

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

it's joever

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

While Portugal spends about $10,000 less per person on health care than the US, people in Portugal live 5.6 years longer, on average, than Americans. Why? Instead of making health care CEOs & stockholders filthy rich, Portugal invests heavily in primary care and covers everyone.

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

Mas não deve ser na mesma Bosch Portugal, onde curiosamente trabalho numa equipa de Technical Writers

[Adriano Cerqueira @adrijobecq]

Salário de um Technical Writer na Bosch: €1600

Salário de um jornalista na SIC/Expresso: €1000

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

Quando me perguntam o que aconteceu aos bichinhos de seda da primária

[tiago freitas @tiagofr8as]

BOA TARDE

[Teo 🎮 @matthew_lime]

Quando deixas o resto de caldo verde demasiado tempo no frigorífico e torna-se um ser consciente

[.• linds •. @acosmiclove]

#mandalorianspoilers i’m exposing myself as a gorian shard lover

[Wookieepedia @WookOfficial]

Should Palpatine step down as head of the Empire? He will abide by the results of this poll