Matt Robertson

[George Mason TF/XC @GeorgeMasonTFXC]

𝙁𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 ✈️

@hannahrob33 wins the pole vault with a stadium record of 3.85m!

#GetPatriotic

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@TLC you really ought to rename #90DayFiance “spoiled morons that cost their parents a mountain of money and make poor life decisions with no remorse”. Except the dude from Moldova. I’d have a beer with him.

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Watching Nora every day and night in the hotel elevator: The elevator door shuts and she impatiently starts jumping on the door, like it’s supposed to open and we’re magically in a dimension with grass. Do dogs not understand how elevators work?

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@greycat @vickk345 Lol

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@vickk345 Wolves are the top predator in the greater Yellowstone wilderness. If the wolf population is not managed BY HUNTING they will grow to unprecedented numbers and eventually starve themselves out while decimating all prey populations in the process. @greycat @vickk345 #themoreyaknow

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@vickk345 @Garmin You need some @suunto gear.

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@vickk345 😘

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Can’t leave Pottsville, Pa without without a couple cases of @Yuengling_Beer

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@vickk345 You got this. And that route looks absolutely miserable. Just saying. Magrath is terrible.

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@travelchannel Karl Worley from Biscuit Love on this episode of man vs food totally ripped off Denver Biscuit Company. @DenverBiscuitCo will forever have my loyalty. #ConspiracyTheories

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So, if I come across a turtle in the wild, all I have to do is teach it how to speak?

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Gotta love when an Airman almost tbones you in a construction zone doing 60 in a 30, and tells YOU to "get fucked buddy". #AirForce #GoArmy

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@vickk345 Not sure who would spend $150 on a pair of flippers and a piece of foam.

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I just dropped this sick rap on #Rapchat. I call it 'ranger' listen here: https://t.co/ELCEXv1wxY

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Who decided to hang flowers from baskets next to doors? #conspiracytheories

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Pencils are odd. They wrapped carbon in wood for kids to stick them in their ears and nose.

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@vickk345

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@vickk345 I think it's funny, we both agreed on it, then decided to drop a grand to visit

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@hannahrob33 Thanks Hannah!!

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So I guess it's #NationalSpoilYourDogDay Pretty sure that's every day with this princess.