matthew shallow

Zucchini bread with chocolate chips

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@ko_kate96 Absolutely I have been on 4 glp-1 uptake inhibitors so ask away

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@Sherburt0n I love you too Burt

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@TalleyGalz Congratulations lfg!!!!!!!!

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

Who the fuck steals someone’s credit card info and BUYS A FUCKING GOLF PASS?!?!?! I DONT WANT MY MONEY TAKEN AND SPENT ON SUCK LAME SHIT!!

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

Last month, I visited and ate at every single Rainforest Cafe in the country (and Canada). I’m not kidding. Ted and I wasted 3 weeks of our lives on this: https://t.co/7Fc3g32Mp5

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done in my life.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell announces that he will resign if he doesn’t become Senate Majority Leader after November’s midterm election. RT IF YOU WOULD LOVE TO SEE MITCH MCCONNELL RESIGN!

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@colonoscopygirl @kississippiPHL @phoebe_bridgers Oh no you are the new dr Fitch lab worker on the stinky shelf

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@dorkslayer420 @innithoughts Shhhh let me believe that works

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@gl00sen Fuck sorry

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

#StrangerThings4XboxSweepstakes

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

Something strange has been recovered from the Upside Down.

Follow and RT with #StrangerThings4XboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a @Stranger_Things Xbox Series S and celebrate the launch of season 4.

Age 18+. Ends 6/9/22. Rules: https://t.co/qzg2n59ocp

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

Something strange has been recovered from the Upside Down.

Follow and RT with #StrangerThings4XboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a @Stranger_Things Xbox Series S and celebrate the launch of season 4.

Age 18+. Ends 6/9/22. Rules: https://t.co/qzg2n59ocp

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@MissouriSandT @RoyBlunt Why would anyone graduating want to donate money to S&T when they do shit like this.

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@churchofjorts I need to relearn how to play guitar then

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@grandmajess12 I hope you are working hard to see that important piece of film history

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

I want to throw a keggar for when I finish paying off my student loans. Please rsvp April 2032 so I know how many kegs to buy. Everyone is welcome

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@colonoscopygirl Nah great choice if anyone was gonna give freakers the party it deserves it was going to be the DJ with the saw obsession. Goodluck let us know if you want help.

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@CallMeSabreezey I have never wanted shoes more in my life

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@thelzrdwzrd Instant health potions

[matthew shallow @matthew_shallow]

@dna_heligrace This crows comments read like a Facebook rant on a hometown page