Matthew Bernstein

Comedy is surprises. So if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. -Norm MacDonald

[Matthew Bernstein @matthewberns]

World Cup 2026 Controversy
When I see a candy wrapper in nature, let alone a national park, I’m bothered. I’m fully aware that life is not only imperfect but imperfect by design, and still these imperfections bother me...
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[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Macro views of ballpoint, fountain pens, crayons, pencils and more.

[📹 max.zoom]
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[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Photo taken by NASA of a space shuttle leaving our atmosphere

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

leaning over to my girlfriend and loudly saying “that’s Einstein”

[FanLax @FanLaxLacrosse]

Lummys is “Community-based Social Media Marketing”. This spring, Lummys is partnering with... The Lacrosse Community. https://t.co/n3BhUF8HHh

[Matthew Bernstein @matthewberns]

Anne Tyler.
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[Matthew Bernstein @matthewberns]

@YisraelMotzen @Anzovina Ironically, today's daf (Moed Katan 16) talks about teaching Torah publicly. Specifically, in a marketplace which, possibly, is an inappropriate place to give over Torah. Much discussion about the who, what, when, where, and why of Torah and... The daf joins the discussion.

[Matthew Bernstein @matthewberns]

@DovidlWeinberg How can I join the chabura (digitally)?

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

RIP to a legend

[Matthew Bernstein @matthewberns]

@nealbrennan The great American novel isn't a novel, it's a movie. And that movie is either Rocky or Saturday Night Fever.

[Matthew Bernstein @matthewberns]

David Simon on Michael K. Williams. The Question Michael K. Williams Asked Me Before Every Season of ‘The Wire’ https://t.co/No1sGXZZ2m

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. https://t.co/daC9oPVPsU

[bob saget @bobsaget]

Devastated. Met Norm in Ottawa when he was in my audience at 17 years old. Been close for decades. We have lost a comedic genius. No other voice in comedy has been as uniquely prolific, brazen, dark, hilarious, and heartfelt. Love you forever, Norm.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

One of Norm’s funniest weekend update moments ever

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

Norm MacDonald was a true GOAT. As a comic, as a talk show guest. A true original. He tweeted this to me as my dad was dying from cancer in 2014, “I’m just an idiot, Laurie but I found when I embraced the pain as tightly as I could it became love. I pray for you.” RIP Norm. 🇨🇦

[Eli Braden @EliBraden]

There will never be anybody like this guy ever again

[Sean O'Neal @seanoneal]

I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.