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I am currently out of my mind at the moment. Please leave a message @ the beep.

[fern @matthewjfern]

The Devil and God Are Raging On The Back Of My Vans 🤘🏼

[fern @matthewjfern]

Nepotism and trust fund babies won’t allow this.

[Kyle Pagan @KylePagan_]

Serious question: If today we banned every single male athlete in the U.S. from playing any sport beside soccer. How long would it take us to win a World Cup? 4 years? 8 might be generous.

[Robert Louis, CFP @Rob2Shifty]

Tim Ream son or Bonnie Blue daughter

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Standing on the brink of history.

[fern @matthewjfern]

@SirLeoBDasilva On a plane right now from NJ with a bunch as well! COYG 🔴⚪️

[433 @433]

Blud knows a thing or two about 𝑨𝑼𝑹𝑨 farming. 😙

[fern @matthewjfern]

@KeithCozad @ladfootballbruv We made it, bro 🥹

[fern @matthewjfern]

@ladfootballbruv I wish it happened to Will, I really wish it did.

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

Seen wayyyyy too much disrespect thrown his way after a bit of a downturn in form

[fern @matthewjfern]

I break my Twitter silence to celebrate Arsenal winning the Premier League 🔴⚪️ COYG!

[fern @matthewjfern]

@AmandaKayy2 I stayed in the South Bank right around the corner from the London Eye. Very walkable area and the tube is right around the corner. Super easy to figure out the tube if you have Apple Maps they tell you which trains to take where too and it’s pretty cheap.

[fern @matthewjfern]

@T_Khan94

[itz.Abis @IamAbis19]

Fifa needs to investigate this, I have never seen a more ridiculous goal 😭

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Arda Güler:

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[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇪🇸 ARDA GULER SCORES FROM HIS OWN HALF TO MAKE IT FOUR FOR REAL MADRID! 🤯

Real Madrid 4-1 Elche.

https://t.co/xyunZDNVY8

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Daniel Sturridge demonstrates how he'd walk into school on Monday if he was Max Dowman 🤣📚

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Max Dowman. The youngest ever goalscorer in the Premier League.

[P™ @SemperFiArsenal]

Max Dowman when he returns to school on Monday

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

People ask why mad men is peak while it's obviously the most beautifully poetic celebration of life ever put on screen