Matthew McBride

Books | Harley's | Guns (not necessarily in that order) |Three crime novels published | Repped by @staciadecker (Muskrat took my checkmark)

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If you want to make a girl happy, give her BTS tickets and she will love you forever.

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sending this tweet from my refrigerator - this is the future

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@RonEarl @wmboyle4 thank you, Ron - hope you enjoy them both.

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My first Christmas in LA, we had a pine tree air freshener taped to the wall. Two years later, we have a house and a real tree (and a dogo). Things have improved. #grateful https://t.co/ED4y0Z9uSY

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My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever

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Somebody has to wear the cone of shame.

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@GiveMeYourTeeth The next time someone wants to interview me I'm just going to fwd the questions to you.

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@laurakcurtis @menswearhouse a thousand dollar suit and a 9 dollar pair of shoes, from Goodwill. That's how I roll.

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@laurakcurtis @menswearhouse Actually, we bought a house & I got a baller job, in Beverly Hills. BUT, mostly, my girlfriend just got tired of seeing me in Crocs

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@Jimthomsen @JakeHinkson @stephycha @lisandl1 @aeskens @lisalutz @LauraSMcHugh @MRPhill25 Great to see this, sir. Let me know next time you're back in LA

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@jmacfee @GiveMeYourTeeth @CrimeReads Thanks, buddy

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I did an interview with @CrimeReads about writing what you want - and about my experiences living in Indonesia, while I wrote END OF THE OCEAN. Big thanks to @GiveMeYourTeeth, an excellent writer (you should buy his books right now).
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@RyanJackson Good times, my friend. It was one hell of a night. @Tyrese knows how to throw a baller ass A-list Hollywood party

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Road my hog to the mountains, and met @gilbyclarke along the way. Bro, hope you made it home @ Kagel Canyon, California https://t.co/CBlM8gr2eq

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Morning hike

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@aHeartOfGould Here ya go. It's kinda... rough.
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@johnhornor I'm very sorry to hear this, buddy.

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@DermKX947 No, cheers to you sir. If they ever publish the book I'm writing now, your copy will be free

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@jmacfee @JedidiahAyres @GiveMeYourTeeth @SAcurrent thank you, sir; I'll send you a copy

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A very cool review of END OF THE OCEAN, over at @SAcurrent. Thank you, @GiveMeYourTeeth (Terima kashi): https://t.co/5xgheqnxeV

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@dtodeen thank you for the kind words, I greatly appreciate them.