Matt Hitt

Husband, Father, Actor, Comedian, Surgeon, Magician, Liar...

[Matt Hitt @matthitt]

@DefiantLs Imagine supporting government overreach for decades as long as “the other party” isn’t in charge, and now suddenly ready to die over it. This chick 100% was for vaccine mandates and every other crazy liberal policy. This is all just a test, and both sides are failing MISERABLY

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@JebraFaushay “Hospitals that Mutilate mentally ill children”… there, I fixed it for you

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@MAGAVoice @matt_vanswol Can I self deport to Cabo for a week?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr If they ever take charge again I’m ready to lay it all down

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@Sassafrass_84 @realDonaldTrump Standard time sucks, daylight savings is where it gets dark later. We actually want to make it permanent. Just eliminate the time “change”

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@nicksortor @realDonaldTrump That’s what people don’t understand. We don’t want to end daylight savings, we want to make it permanent

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@mikeroche @elonmusk They sell for $1000s each, but still, this should be criminal

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@hodl_4love @elonmusk Both funded by taxpayer dollars by the pentagon for propaganda

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@quadcarl I agree, that chandelier has NO place in a bathroom

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@HusbandOfAyn @megynkelly She makes millions, why would she sign up to be a liberal punching bag for Pennies?

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@MalloryMcMorrow @amuse You know who doesn’t run the world? Competent people. I don’t care how they pee

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@BowTiedMara She lost the battle but wine the war

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@guypbenson Because he’s not hiding anything.

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@SnazzyLabs @elonmusk Thank you for having a heart, now let’s work on your brain 😜

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@RonDeSantis Even with jump cuts he can barely talk

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@RazorbackBSB Quick, tell ESPN to cut the feed! That was a brutal loss. I’m glad I chose the Friday game to go watch in person

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@elonmuskADO Twitter. Always will. Only rebrand that’s worse is Meta, but at least the kept the product name

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@GregAbbott_TX The vague details of the identity of the cement truck driver provide all the details I need to come to a conclusion as to his residential status

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@LeadingReport Why is liberalism spreading like an invasion?

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@DUC916KEN He’s supposed to just let her break his leg? Y’all are nuts, 100% FAAFO justified