🗣️ Khvicha Kvaratskhelia: "Gürcistan'da Dinamo Batumi'de oynarken Napoli gözlemcileri beni izlemeye gelmişti. Heyecandan ve baskıdan o maçta çok kötü oynadım. Transferim neredeyse iptal oluyordu. Ancak Napoli sportif direktörü bendeki o saf yeteneğe güvendi ve risk aldı. Bana inanan insanları asla yarı yolda bırakmadım."
Dear Twitter,
I have a proposal, please read all of it.
Arsenal fans care more about Twitter brownie points than seeing their team actually win an illegitimate title.
So I suggest we mutually come together and do one thing, because nobody can take the title (or league) seriously after today.
Whenever they bring up anything, we will collectively act dumbfounded, confused, and pretend to not know what they are talking about. We respond "What are you talking about?", or "what title?".
That way, we do what is right. We do not acknowledge an illegitimate league title, nor do we give them the Twitter validation they ever so grave.
Hopefully it encourages them to celebrate with their friends instead of online.
Dear Airtel,
Since there's shortage of people that sell akara on Saturday morning, why don't you look into that business and leave this telecom business?
Best disregard,
An unsatisfied customer.
Alejandro Garnacho has completed a permanent move to Chelsea.
We are thankful for his contributions to United and wish him the best of luck for this next chapter ❤️