Matt Kruskamp

Software developing, SCUBA diving, bed sleeping, car driving, shoe wearing, sandwich eating, gorilla poking... dude.

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 6 Jun 2007 (via @twi_age).

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

Quickly fire up your web projects with @tailwindcss, @nextjs, and @Docker. https://t.co/Tv2CloYIAf

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

Hey @awscloud, can you re-enable @qboxio's account long enough for us to do some no downtime data migration? We have 1.7 million users that would be appreciative.

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@qboxio You knew about this, didn't notify customers, and then TWEETED some hours before absolute catastrophe? Your disaster recovery plan is three days old. The ethics problem doesn't seem to be just AWS. Does that mean your company just vanished?

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 6 Jun 2007 (via @twi_age).

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

@MrsBBoooyd Unfortunately, we're in Detroit or we would be having mimosas with you right now :/.

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

Our waitress at Big Boy just said “You Betcha.” It's good to be back in Michigan.

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

Buggin' by Bugs Bunny on the Space Jam soundtrack doesn't slap like I thought it did when I was a kid :/.

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 6 Jun 2007 (via @twi_age).

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

@DeltaVacations We did it together! We finally beat my personal record of being on hold without ever getting an answer.

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

@delta I know you guys are probably COVID swamped, but I’m starting to feel like you’re putting me on hold until employees come to work tomorrow morning.

[TK Kong @tkkong]

Designing at Robinhood

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@RobinhoodApp You could have been a catalyst for change in the market. Instead, your just another financial instrument for institutional investors. Were you naked when they spanked you and made you kiss the ring?

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 6 Jun 2007 (via @twi_age).

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

@noodlescompany Well that is great news! You’ve restored my Tuesday.

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

All this chaos, and @noodlescompany doesn’t have Pasta Fresca anymore? We truly live in the worst timeline. What a waste of a craving.

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

@MrsBBoooyd For sure. We got a 5.7 earthquake yesterday. I'm currently scared of mother nature.

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

@Pungdaddy Awesome runs!

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@Pungdaddy She’s a pro! Time to come out to Utah and hit the mountains.

[Matt Kruskamp @mattkruskamp]

Deploying a static site to Kubernetes. https://t.co/Wp5IPCq117. More @digitalocean love.