Dark Matt

Twitter is not long for this world. I’m here for it

[Dark Matt @mattljackson]

@ClueHeywood where’s my ass kicking? Come here in the next 7 mins and I’ll pay for your wings.

[Dark Matt @mattljackson]

all of us watching these speaker of the house votes right now. wait for it #Speakerofthehousevote https://t.co/aS1eztIqFD

[Dark Matt @mattljackson]

2022 was a challenging year. All I had to look forward to was @Andy and @andersoncooper getting drunk on live tv. Thanks a lot obama #freeAndy #cnnnye2023 #cnnnye

[Syracuse Men's Soccer @CuseMSOC]

WE ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 🏆🏆

For the first time in program history, the Orange are NCAA National Champions, beating Indiana 7-6 in the penalty shootout!

WE LOVE THIS TEAM 🧡🧡

#DareToDream

[NCAA Soccer @NCAASoccer]

🏆 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 🏆

For the first time in program history @CuseMSOC are #MCollegeCup Champions!

[Syracuse Men's Soccer @CuseMSOC]

SYRACUSE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

[Dark Matt @mattljackson]

@CatyTrioJackson only took 7 years.

[Dark Matt @mattljackson]

@Garrett_Archer can we get a count on how many people wrote in @ClueHeywood for mine inspector? This is the one most of your longtime followers care about

[Giovanni Colantonio @MarioPrime]

Changed my mind, I'm here for Chaos Twitter.

[Victoria McGrane @vgmac]

Twitter is still probably going down like the titanic but I’m glad we had one last election night

[jarvis johnson @jarvis]

idk how to explain it but twitter feels like season 4 of community rn

[Dark Matt @mattljackson]

@BrendenDeeg_ this is nbd. my wife did this while she was pregnant with our daughter last year @CatyTrioJackson

[Dark Matt @mattljackson]

Had to make sure I wasn’t cursing in the video before posting.

[Dark Matt @mattljackson]

ummm… #phoenix #rocket

[Dark Matt @mattljackson]

found out that this was a @SpaceX launch. Not going to lie, thought we were all cooked.

[Colb @___Colb___]

“We stopped listening to Future in the locker room FOR THIS!?!?”

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

The world if Kanye died right after dropping yeezus

[Dark Matt @mattljackson]

Suck-session

[Dark Matt @mattljackson]

what the actual fuck

Wordle 388 X/6*

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[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothenberg]

Made this for those of y'all who are having trouble keeping track of the confusing current landscape in tennis right now: