Matt Long, PhD

Don’t take my tweets seriously

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

I can’t wait for him to win the HR derby and leave during free agency!

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

James Wood currently ranks

1st in MLB in Runs
1st in MLB in IBBs
3rd in MLB in OBP
4th in MLB in OPS
4th in MLB in BBs
5th in wRC+
2nd in OPS+

Unequivocal Top-10 offensive player in MLB right now. He's only 23.

[Jake Russell @_JakeRussell]

Missed opportunity by Washington...

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

Bring back RG3 too

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Without further ado...

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Maybe getting the opportunity to play Augusta National unlimited times the month leading into The Masters, while skipping three straight tournaments, gave Rory McIlroy an unfair advantage over the other competitors… Just maybe.

Congrats, or whatever.

[ESPN @espn]

"I'm not making excuses because we can't make a shot. But this is ridiculous."

Geno Auriemma had this to say on the officiating in the Final Four.

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

I’ve never been more ready to win 5 games!

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

FUN FACT: South Carolina's 2026 roster will be its highest blue chip ratio since 2011-2013. 📈

4 of their top 10 recruits ALL-TIME are on this year's team.

9 of their top 50 recruits ALL-TIME on this year's team.

None of those include LaNorris Sellers. #SpursUp

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

Depends on the wind but usually out of bounds

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨⛳️🏌️ #DISCUSSION: What distance do you normally hit your 8-iron?

[Sir Coq de Combat @sircoqdecombat]

The fall off of the South Carolina athletic department is so sad. Three 11-2 football seasons in a row and back to back baseball championships.

Hard to think of another Power 4 athletic department that's more embarrassing now.

Football, basketball, and baseball are all a joke.

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

Fire Beamer

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

Bama might upset South Carolina

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Who's on upset watch this week? 🍿👀

[atlas @reatlashype]

mfs who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear nothing.

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

@CoachSBeamer take your ass to Virginia Tech

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Shane Beamer’s seat should be considerably hotter than it probably is IMO

No reason your offense should look this bad with LaNorris at QB

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

I’ve seen enough. Beamer needs to go

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

Jayden Daniels for all of these

[NFL @NFL]

Give us your predictions for this season:

MVP:
OPOY:
DPOY:
OROY:
DROY:

NFC Champ:
AFC Champ:
Super Bowl Champ:

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

I give palantir five big booms

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

Palantir $PLTR is now larger than Costco $COST for the first time ever

[Caleb Downs Fan @demcowboysfan]

this is gonna be someone's WR1 next season bro I'm in tears 😭😭😭

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

Nobody mentions how Happy Gilmore has 2 homicides on his record but didn’t serve a day in prison

[Matt Long, PhD @mattlongr]

Seinfeld ass side hustle

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

WELCOME TO 2025: THE “ULTIMATE SIDE HUSTLE” IS NOW CAR-SITTING FOR CASH

She gets paid to sit in a parked car all day, just to move it when the street sweeper shows up.

Because in NYC, a parking ticket costs more than rent.

Source: ABC News

[David Coverdale @davidcoverdale]

😜😜😜😜😜