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@FrogsAndSuch Dolly Sods WV in September

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@ThatBroweGuy Not quite the same but it touches on the problem

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@ThatBroweGuy You should look into queuing theory it’s a surprisingly complex topic.

The dual order line both allows the kitchen to stack orders (faster for everyone in line) and keep the line from wrapping around the block when a family of 10 is ordering food

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“Just go over to Meijer and get a hunting license we count that as a form of proof of address” but not an IRS statement, a lease, a bill from my internet service, or a receipt from my USPS mailbox
Yes. A cashier at Meijer can validate my address but the BMV can’t 🙃

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The Ohio BMV is run by sadists

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@inkytheoctopus To clarify I do not mean the people working the counters I understand their disgruntlement it’s the bullshit hoops you have to jump through to get anything done that bugs me

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No step on snek

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RIP 🐬 all 1,428 of you deserved better

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We live on one grain of sand on a beach the size of a planet and we have the hubris to claim we are alone out here

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Zoom in on that, it’s not film grain…those are stars, trillions of stars, each separated by light years of interstellar void. 🤯

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Maybe when they perfect brain to brain interface I’ll be able to communicate the way I intend to

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@lloydkile Amazon streaming has them for sure
“The Hunted” is the 2nd one and it’s free to stream on YouTube

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@lloydkile Have you watched either of the Missing 411 docs?

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The only thing worse than applying for an apartment is applying for an apartment from another state 💀

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@inkytheoctopus https://t.co/8O58O3lKSA

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@inkytheoctopus https://t.co/8dOvUi20oO

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She’s been really needy so I made her a baby wrap and she ended up loving it 🥺

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I think she likes her Christmas sweater