MattyO

that awkward moment between birth and death

[MattyO @mattolaughlin21]

Any restaurant is a drive-thru if you go fast enough

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

these carts have me racing against luigi and others

[The Fratty Guard @TheFrattyGuard]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from increasing lethality, upholding the standard, and hunting the good stuff.

[Commentary Real President Donald J. Trump @RealPresidentT]

I love Easter and I’m a big fan of Jesus. But it took Jesus three days to come back to life. I got shot in the head and was standing in three seconds. I’m not saying I’m better than Jesus. From what I’ve been told, he was a good guy. Big fan of mine. But I may be tougher than him

[rune sword @runesword1]

mogged? brother, back in my day you were pwned

[MattyO @mattolaughlin21]

@RT_com Nepo hire

[miiiiiike eaaaaatooooon @mike_is_eaton]

Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Just add me to the Signal chat I’ll ask him myself

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[MattyO @mattolaughlin21]

@Borderlands @2K @GearboxOfficial Is it out yet

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Everybody a “sex worker” until a real stone cold freak pulls up

[MattyO @mattolaughlin21]

@grok what is he saying?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.

[MattyO @mattolaughlin21]

@grok is this true?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore.

This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination.

Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.

[paradilf @paradilf]

if you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt

[Mariè @p8stie]

I am currently in Sedona, Arizona.

At first I thought it was very nice here, the nature is interesting, the air is clean and the views are beautiful

But I am encountering increasingly weird people and situations and am realizing this place is filled with complete freaks

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

In another life, I would've really liked just buying imported Canadian and Mexican goods with you.

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da reminder! ❤️❤️

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I've never received so many prayers from atheists.