Matt Saunders

Trademark attorney. New Hampshire lifer. Two time Macrodata Refiner of the Month.

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@DanielTurnerPTF @60Minutes Wrong, and you know it. Keystone XL and the 14k jobs it was theoretically going to create never existed, so no one was "fired"

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@JoelWBerry I'm so bored with these stories. Just because you were only capable of making rice and beans doesn't mean everyone else is. I guarantee you people on SNAP know how to bargain shop for ribs and make them last a week. And let the kids have some birthday cake, my god.

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@Cookie_BigRick @victoria4nh That is true, and it's ridiculous. Rotisserie chicken in particular is cheap and healthy and we should want people to buy it.

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

Tech bros with that facial hair have a 0.2 percent chance of having 2.1 kids

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨PALMER LUCKEY: "I am a big pro-natalist. I believe you need to have kids. If you don't have 2.1 kids minimum you're a traitor to the nation and our ideals. You're basically outsourcing responsibility for the continued existence of our nation to other people. That seems like a super elitist attitude, like you f**king elitist. 💀

It's like a mentality of 'I'll let the cattle reproduce. They can keep up the population but I don't want to raise more than one,' it seems like an abdication of responsibility for our nation's future direction that I just can't get behind.

If you have the means to do it, its crazy to me to not have at least 2.1 kids. You can say 'I did my part. I met replacement rate. Meeting replacement rate should be the bare minimum. If you plan on dying you should at least replace yourself."

LMAO. Based @PalmerLuckey. Based autist. 😂🔥

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@DavidFurones_ It's February, chill out

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@oliviercantin @mattyglesias You clearly know what the fraud is, so explain the fraud. Then explain how cutting an entire program’s budget only affects those committing fraud.

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@Twolfrecovery Cool story bro

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

The grift is just getting started

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Excited to announce that a Dubai Loop will be built by The @BoringCompany!

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@VivekGRamaswamy “Serve healthier food in the cafeteria”

Bro your side doesn’t even want to feed kids at all so good luck with that

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@world_citizen_1 @DOGE DOGE fanboys think the world started two weeks ago. This place has been in use since the 50’s my man. Read a goddamn book.

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

This has been in use since the 1950’s, and it’s analog for a reason. It’s like DOGE are a bunch of Severance innies just discovering the outside world.

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process takes multiple months.

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@SecVetAffairs Are you going to cancel the subscriptions to the magazines in the VA waiting rooms while you're at it? Can't have taxpayer dollars subsidizing Car & Driver

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@amitylee13 @MollyJongFast Hate to break it, but they aren't going to give that research money to your kids

[Arpiar Saunders, PhD @your_arpy]

It’s important for us scientists to articulate that the NIH cuts are surgically cruel: designed not to save money, but to maximally implode the capacity and infrastructure for research; research that saves and improves lives around the world. Why? Just cruelty.

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@NewmanZach187 @jonfavs My man you’re the one saying you want to solve world hunger. Unless you’re planning a long trip and packing a lot of snacks for everyone, maybe let the government agency specifically designed for the job handle it.

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@MissZindzi Yes! SNAP not being allowed for rotisserie chicken makes me crazy. Healthy, high protein, no kitchen or time required.

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@NewmanZach187 @jonfavs “Let’s solve world hunger!” says the guy supporting the dismantling of the agency that helps solve world hunger

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@mblair @Ike_Saul Asking for a friend, are you?

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@JDVance It is officially the Administration's view that openly and publicly stating that you are, in fact, a racist does not prohibit your continued employment. Noted.

[Matt Saunders @mattsaunders]

@SaraKubik @RobertFreundLaw I asked Copilot to explain the NBA’s second apron. It did a good job. That’s about as far as I’m going at this point.