Matt Seebach

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@LibOrNormal I would've spun around, punched him in the dick as hard as I could, and sat the fuck back down.

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

Austin Riley right now.
#Braves

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@JAY_LUMP @stoolpresidente Says a guy who's obviously never had a foul line drive smoked right at their face. Idiot. I've saved mine and other people's faces over the years. I guess I should've been more of an adult (in your eyes) and let myself or the lady next to me get drilled or risk breaking my hand.

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@hvac_hack @ServiceTitan @Tradecraft_AI Well beyond my pay-grade to change. Lol Plus I hate everything AI. But I appreciate the suggestion. Titan's new format is just god awful.

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

Someone over at @ServiceTitan needs to lose their job. Just made my company switch to the latest version and holy shit is it awful. Ugly as hell (honestly looks very unfinished), not at all user-friendly, unnecessary extra steps for simple tasks, etc. Who's the idiot(s)?
#Trades

[boof @b00fffff]

Phillies fans watching Jordan Walker hit number 12

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Apparently this is how right-wingers act when they see roadkill:

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@mattvanswol Police in New Bern NC are up their ass if they think 95% of people will help catch these dudes. Lol

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@g_ice23 @MHIIisKing Seriously. I hate the "gut the farm to win now" mentality. The same guys bitch 3 years later when 4 of the guys traded are crushing it with their new team and we get "AA is an idiot for letting them go and should be fired" because Skubal didn't resign and went to LA for 15/$1.8B.

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

I think you can go get him now...
#Elder
#Braves

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

“Why do we need pride night when the players aren’t gay” why do we need military appreciation night when the players aren’t in the military

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

So @UberEats, what's with "Your order isn't eligible for a refund"? If we order 7 items, only got 5/7, & 2/5 that did come are wrong (not "I said no pickles!" but "I didn't order fish. where the hell is my burger?") & I provide photo evidence, you're giving me a fucking refund...

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@PoliceThePolic1 Every one of these pig fucks needs to be drawn and quartered.

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@BeaneaterB @WeathersWins Get traded, which we know isn't happening.

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@SportsTalkATL Not a chance. Not mortgaging the future for 2 months.

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@TalkinBaseball_ That line is way too generous.

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@ick_real Geeptards.

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@AgainstAtheismX That's truly one of the most idiotic things I've ever read.

[Matt Seebach @MattSeebach]

@juniorkingpp I hate to admit this but yes. Nothing tops it.