matt

Director of IT Company in Burton on Trent, views are personal and in no way related to my businesses

[matt @mattsmarathon]

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[matt @mattsmarathon]

@DeborahMeaden Boris must be the goalkeeper they are a little odd.

[matt @mattsmarathon]

@Porcelanosa sent me different colour tiles over a week ago, keep saying were still chasing head office. Not great service

[matt @mattsmarathon]

@campbellclaret When I was a kid my parents never made anything easy, they made me work hard if I wanted anything. It taught me so much. BREXIT will be the next generations tough love.

[matt @mattsmarathon]

@rachelstarr I check to see if my porridge has been compromised and all chairs are in one piece.

[matt @mattsmarathon]

@Jasonis86 @markyp31 Put Barnes up front everything will be OK

[matt @mattsmarathon]

Day 176 since @TUIUK promised me a refund (the first time)... I check my bank still nothing. Another milestone in incompetency

[matt @mattsmarathon]

@TUIUK Well they arent looking into it though are they. They have just put it in the corner and hoping its going away. The accounts team have been looking at it since 28th July. Surely it must be looking fairly uninteresting by September

[matt @mattsmarathon]

Day 173 since @TUIUK promised me a refund (the first time)... i check my bank still nothing.

[matt @mattsmarathon]

@Desben_1 @TUIUK But the monkeys have not done typing yet... #InfiniteMonkeyTherorom

[matt @mattsmarathon]

My granddaughter looking for our @TUIUK refund from March 17th. Told her we will book another holiday when I get it

[matt @mattsmarathon]

In 1872 Phileas Fogg travelled around the world in 80 days. In 2020 @TUIUK cant manage to process a refund in under 175 days. #Progress #incompetent

[matt @mattsmarathon]

Day 175 since @TUIUK promised me a refund (the first time)... I check my bank still nothing. Another milestone in incompetency

[matt @mattsmarathon]

Day 174 since @TUIUK promised me a refund (the first time)... i check my bank still nothing.

[matt @mattsmarathon]

Things you can do quicker than a @TUIUK refund. 1. Convince the wife she is just a friend, 2. Get a politician to answer the question they were asked 3. Build an Arc for 2 of each species of animals 4. Win on the Post code lottery, 5. Convince a remainer Brexit will be good.

[matt @mattsmarathon]

5 things rarer than a response back from @TUIUK finance dept. 1. A great prime minister 2. A pensioner happy with TV license fee. 3. A single male with no kids pleased with his Tax Code. 4.Good Value Airport Sandwich 5. Date night at a motorway service station

[matt @mattsmarathon]

@TUIUK Not sure your finance team actually exist. I think its just a parking space in the car park

[matt @mattsmarathon]

Day 172 since @TUIUK promised me a refund (the first time)... i check my bank still nothing.

[matt @mattsmarathon]

New documentary by @davidattenburro he is going into @TUIUK accounts department to see if he can find the people who do refunds for customers.

[matt @mattsmarathon]

5 things rarer thab a response back from @TUIUK accounts team. 1. Blue eyed frog 2. courteous BMW driver. 3. Asda shopping bag with a strong handle. 4. Woolworths 5. Cheap pick n mix sweets