Matt Terry

“I run on spite and Gin”

[Matt Terry @mattterry6]

If the bar that you run is in a retrofitted double-wide trailer, reeks of old domestic beer, stale cigarette and meth farts, you probably don’t need to know how to fat wash a botanical gin.

[Matt Terry @mattterry6]

@asianglowpop Like doggy portraits?

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@asianglowpop 🤣🤣🤣

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

bro your griddy is getting a lot better have you been practicing

[Matt Terry @mattterry6]

@asianglowpop I swear to god if you outsource this Finely Portrait… I mean I’ll respect the ingenuity

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

[Matt Terry @mattterry6]

@asianglowpop Come on back to funky town! We out here

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@asianglowpop Like the ‘scow?

[Matt Terry @mattterry6]

I feel like there’s no more choices in life, between two great options. I’m not talking about the mundane like choosing between Steak or Chicken I’m talking about existential dilemmas and the choices are essentially “would you rather be constipated or have diarrhea?” Idk anymore

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@asianglowpop Like I said earlier, I’ve got a place for you whenever you’re ready 😁

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Oh shit I just remembered that @asianglowpop owes me a Finley portrait

[maha @mahaaaay]

white guys be like my name is matt

[Matt Terry @mattterry6]

Cracker Barrel is the most appropriately named place ever

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@asianglowpop I’ve got a job for you if you really wanna 😁

[Matt Terry @mattterry6]

I did not see myself being this sad over something I saw coming. Life catches you off guard like that sometimes

[Matt Terry @mattterry6]

Dear people who just stand on the moving sidewalks in airports: Wyd?

[disco lines @discolines]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[Matt Terry @mattterry6]

@asianglowpop Just FYI Old Fashioned’s NEVER get Cherry