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[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

We are the dumbest country in the universe. This is a twice-elected president speaking here.

[SLAM @SLAMonline]

OG ANUNOBY. PUT IT IN THE LOUVRE.

[Matt @matttob8]

OG statue incoming

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[Matt @matttob8]

@1NCRDB1 I can’t believe this

[Paula Wood @PaulaWoodDMV]

Studies say that Mitochondrial DNA, which is inherited from your mother, determines how efficiently the body transforms energy into speed, power and stamina. IJS 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Jake Russell @_JakeRussell]

The Wizards:

[Matt @matttob8]

@Acyn ERA over 7 in your last professional season should get you banned from the White House

[Matt @matttob8]

@paulwillFGP But Harbaugh!

[The ODU Monarchists 🎙️ @ODUmonarchists]

Hey @espn #sctop10

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

John Wall becomes HBCU program Howard's president of basketball operations - via @ESPN App https://t.co/NipOgTv6Zj

[Matt @matttob8]

@nick_akridge I appreciate you king. Congrats btw

[Matt @matttob8]

@jcalvinmeyer Is this true?

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

THREE-DAY WARNING: Next session of my Zoom workshop for aspiring sportswriters (and broadcasters, don't forget) begins Wednesday night at 7. Spots remain.

Email me ([email protected]) for pricing/more info. Can take a few more sign-ups.

[E.A.🤴🏾 @crashoutking1]

this angle is crazy. Hurley is a physcopath lmaooo

[ky !! @grafcelebrini]

OKAY SORRY IM AWAKE HERE IS THE VIDEO

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

A THREE-HOMER GAME FOR VINNIE PASQUANTINO 🤌🤌🤌

[The ODU Monarchists 🎙️ @ODUmonarchists]

Have a day, Vinnie! 🦁 👑

[Matt @matttob8]

@simp80165 He was dead to me 18 hours ago. We’re so back

[Matt @matttob8]

@ElyseBee Wilbon started all of that when he said they should trade Ovi—and D.C. wasn’t a sports town. People don’t forget.