Matt, Wort Wizard

Brewer Laureate. Warrior Poet. Lifestyle Brand.

[Matt, Wort Wizard @mattwortwizard]

I makea da beer

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Every once in a while I remember that Dr. Gay Hitler was a real person and it turns a bad day into a great day

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@maxisawesome538 @kisstheblade_ Anyway if anone wants to get naked and oily and throw some disc's hmu (dudes only as the Greeks intended)

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@maxisawesome538 @kisstheblade_ High school and college ultimate Frisbee player here: this is true

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@kisstheblade_ That's fucked. I'm a catch and we share all the same interests. Plus we're both narcissists and that has a high probability of working out

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@OVTweetmarck Sorry that way probably me. Surprised you didn't also smell the curry i was eating from a ziplock bad. Anyway mea culpa (Latin for my bad)

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A dude named "Gleb" got drafted 26th overall to the nhl tonight. What are we doing here?

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@derdunklekommt I just think it's cool they're advancing

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Didn't realize if Spain wins cape Verde advances. Am I rooting for Spain? I feel dirty.

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Putting in a 10 hour day because I have to fill a giant hot water tank before I leave and there's something screwy going on with the water main so I have no water pressure. Tried calling public works this afternoon but they close at 3:30 and are closed all day friday. Yay

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"Being late isn't a moral failing" okay now replace "being late" with "racism". Not so harmless any more, is it.

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Huge downside of the world cup is people who don't usually watch soccer deciding Erling Haaland is cool and fun. He plays for man city fuck that guy.

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@kisstheblade_

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@jarvis_best Vote no

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

you fools….where do you think they’re rowing to…..?

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@bf_crane Uh last I checked Springfield is in America so i'm pretty sure Homer is just the American Homer...

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@evanrawal This checks out

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@Stannysnow So a male romper?

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I'm going to a wedding next weekend where the dress code is "summer garden party" and I need someone to explain to me like i'm an idiot what exactly that means.

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I've never been to a garden party in my life