Matt Guthrie

[Matt Guthrie @matty_otcha]

@Cassiodorus2025 @tnnaterau You’re not in the minority

[Matt Guthrie @matty_otcha]

@kroger can you please train your grocery pickers not to store frozen pizza on its side? No pizza for dinner tonight

[Matt Guthrie @matty_otcha]

@MLGW Power restored, just shy of 22 hrs

[Matt Guthrie @matty_otcha]

@MLGW My power has been out since 7:30 pm last night. Your system is saying it has been out since 9:40 am today. As of right now there is not a crew available to begin the repair. Low temp tonight is around 25 F. This is getting serious for my family.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

[Danny Glover @mrdannyglover]

Attn @Mayormemphis @Mem_Council The Texas oil companies who want to run the Byhalia Pipeline over the Memphis aquifer aren't trustworthy: https://t.co/SLg2wggu5i

[Stimpee @StimpeeYT]

Wow relatable

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Red wave, blue wave, or no wave at all—think of the truly disgusting amounts of money spent on political ads. How many mouths could that $$ feed? How much polluted water could it clean up? Consider it as those ads choke your media this fall.

[Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks]

historians are gonna be baffled that a country this stupid landed on the moon https://t.co/p0DUoQHs1m

[Rhian Wilkinson @rhirhi8]

You've just described every female athlete https://t.co/N43QksQeWk

[Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball]

I remember when Newtown happened and we essentially shut Twitter down except to talk about it because everything else felt wrong.

We just go on now. I just did it, tweeting about basketball. We just shrug. And we go on. And that is so monumentally messed up for our shared life.

[Anthony Miller @AnthonyMiller_3]

Let’s get it!!!! #BearDown 🙏🏾

[Jeromy Presley @JeromyPresley]

@geoff_calkins Damn! If my ex wife was still around she could take care of this!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Jim Rockford set a personal record in 1977 when he solved 38 straight cases despite getting roughed up by thugs every time.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

1994, lunch.
Me: I don't get Flava In Ya Ear. He's behind the beat.
My friend @evanhr: Or maybe Craig Mack has a new flow, and your brain literally isn't ready for it.
Me: ...
*5 hours later*
Me: KICKIN..MAD...FLAVA...IN YA EARRRR
*Evan was right*
#RIPCraigMack

[Courtney Lee @CourtneyLee5]

For every RT I’m going to donate $1 to poverty in Memphis!

Help spread @JarnellStokes’ message and make the world a better place! https://t.co/NZyY4qYOLg

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

A letter to Memphis, from Tony Allen: https://t.co/UDFx0w2SyM

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

"once again, i have been foiled by the batman" https://t.co/F50AUA9vNg

[Memphis Flyer @MemphisFlyer]

hoping this isn't real https://t.co/3ATd2BN7Sb