Maura Nelson

[laura ❤️‍🔥 @folklorefairies]

This is how police treated football fans literally days ago! Why are football fans gathering illegally in the middle of a pandemic treated with more respect that women voicing their right not to be assaulted or murdered! #reclaimthesestreets #SarahEverard https://t.co/rubdAJ865K

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

I chose chaos with Ed Miliband, please.

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

@BruceRob12 @dog_rates Aww Ruby!!

[Greg James @gregjames]

Oh my god that was properly brilliant wasn’t it. Also, most brilliantly British thing ever bashing pots and pans!

Extraordinary times can only be overcome with extraordinary acts of humanity

#clapforNHS

[Greg James @gregjames]

In Eric we trust

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

@BruceRob12 @humorandanimals He lives for that hill!

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

@christabishmark @rabiasquared @BruceRob12 I'm not the only one!

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

@Pret That's pretty poor considering the name of the salad is Buffalo Mozzarella and Pesto. In those proportions it's an added extra not the main ingredient 🤦‍♀️

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

When @Pret are misleading with their mozzarella ball distribution! Not a good Tuesday! #misleadingfood

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

EasyA on @NetflixUK finally!!

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

@BravaCardiff

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

This is not okay! A stark reminder that climate change is already happening #ClimateChangeIsReal https://t.co/Adprk4b4Sw

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

@BruceRob12 @Casa_parra Yes!! Ridiculous hownit matches up. #lovesaconspiracy

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

December:
- Eat the entire supermarket
- Take everything you own and mull it
- Fruitlessly search for parking
- Fill fridge with stuff you’re not allowed to touch
- Wear too many layers in the shopping centre
- Be constantly flustered
- Hunt for stamps
- Pretend to have fun

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

Tickets sold out by 10am for @HAIMtheband in Manchester and 100's straight on Viagogo for twice the price :'(

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

@roisinnelson birthday presents to each other/ourselves? https://t.co/beOQJ5GVle

[Allotment NQ @AllotmentNQ]

Its time for Ginstronomy January! 2 courses for £20 or 3 courses for £30 with a matched gin and tonic with every course!!
What the juniper are you waiting for, get booked in!
Available Monday to friday. Bookings only.
#ginuary #notdryjanuary #ginstronomy

[Maura Nelson @mauranelson]

@SamuelJDunne A mystical object only ever gained by avocadoless toast eating people. 💁‍♀️