TheRealBK

I am not a bot but a late adopter, fast coffee drinker, part scientist part craftsman

[Softboy @softboywin]

depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls and when the fog start to lift you gotta do a whole fuckin apology tour. thats shit is crazy.

[Dave Rave from Kwik Save(not a dave😁) @houseofchaos18]

Me and my sister are going on holiday next week and my mum has given us spends, I'm 41 and my sister is 50🤣

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Karoline Leavitt is leaving some big shoes to fill.

She was a fucking clown.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

One of the cruelest things poverty takes from you is the freedom to make mistakes. Every decision has to work.

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Jaffa Cake's marketing team making the most of today 🌚

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

In celebration of #YorkshireDay, I present to you the Sean Bean Bastard Collection.

Sound up, bastards.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Ian Fleming’s typical day at his estate in Jamaica where he wrote all his James Bond stories, need to emulate this

[Paul Robertson @2005Robertson]

Was not expecting to wake up to any of this news today. 💔

Ronnie Le Drew (best known as ‘Zippy’ in Rainbow) has unfortunately passed away.

Was very grateful to always have chats online with him about Rainbow, Sooty and puppets.

Condolences go to his friends and family 💐

[Sam Dumitriu @Sam_Dumitriu]

It was smart of Tuchel to rest Saka against Argentina so he could be fully fit for the third place playoff.

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

😂

[MP10 @MusicPills10]

Amazing guitar cover of The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary by Fabio Lima. This one deserves a high score! 🔟
Rate it 0-10! 👇

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

No one actually enjoyed playing Atari Lunar Lander. I refuse to believe it!

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Tricky.

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

Corporate Success Story 💀

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What British people have in their freezers:

-Frozen peas (some in a bag, some rolling around loose)
-Full bag of oven chips
-Another bag with three oven chips left in it
-Tupperware half-filled with unidentified brown stuff
-Half a scoop of mash potato that you saved for some reason
-An empty box that used to contain ice lollies that fools you every time you look in it but you still don’t throw it away
-Bag of hash browns
-Some sort of meat joint (possibly lamb) from 2014
-A near-empty ice cream tub
-Something that might be chilli or might be bolognese but you didn’t label it
-Some party food from three Christmases ago
-An empty bag that used to contain ice cubes
-A pack of chicken or fish that you needed to eat but you chucked it in the freezer because you ordered a takeaway instead
-One drawer that doesn’t open anymore

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing.

The bartender asks, “What’s wrong, buddy?”
The Möbius strip replies, “Where do I even begin?”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You’re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. There’s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful. Don’t forget to notice it.

[Saffron Sniper @Saffron_Sniper1]

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.

There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

I'd just like to Let you Old Bastards know that This song was released in the UK Charts, 30 years ago today.

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Behold, a nugget from Smack the Pony.