Mavv0n

[Cosmic @DocCosmic98]

I wish they still grew pot that was low THC and just gave you a great body high and made you laugh at everything instead of pot that gives you Joe Biden level dementia and existential dread. What do they put in that shit dude.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

I was shadowbanned on Twitter for two years and had my Facebook and Instagram accounts permanently deleted for saying this was happening:

[Mavv0n @mavv0n]

@hausofboos Why is the S different too?

[Audrey ✡︎ | 🍸 @RoesLuger]

My most feminist take is that we need to stop letting men from countries where women aren't seen as human immigrate into our countries.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

My mom told me 'Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion.... You just serve a false god'
I haven’t been the same since.

[Mavv0n @mavv0n]

Am I going insane? I thought Cassadee Pope died several years ago!!!

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

We made the film INDEPENDENCE DAY patriotic by divine intervention because the producer is a woke Hillary Clinton fund raiser who is not patriotic at all! He thought he was making fun of America’s spirit. Boy does he regret casting me. 🤣🤣🤣 Up yourrrrs, Roland!

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Today, we remember Russell “Rusty” Casse, who made the ultimate sacrifice fighting for our independence.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Wait did she really use the phrase “understood the assignment” in a Supreme Court decision? God help us. We have retarded women using TikTok lingo on the Supreme Court. Literally something out of Idiocracy. We are doomed.

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

Americans are encouraged to abort their babies.

Foreigners are encouraged to run to America to give birth.

Americans,

keep your babies.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

If you were born in America, you’re an American. You have a right to live here. Unless of course you’re American. In which case you’re living on stolen land.

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

None of this would have happened if we had just made Clarence Thomas emperor

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Selling out your country for Bad Bunny tickets is CRAZY.

[b @_backrolls]

Stretching out your legs in bed while pregnant is like Russian roulette but the bullet is a charlie horse

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

I’m at the vet. This lady says to her dying cat “don’t worry sweetheart…mama is right behind you. We’ll be together soon anyway”. I’m trying not cry in front of these people 😭

[Mavv0n @mavv0n]

@TURBOPOSSUM I’m allergic to Penicillin. They act like they’re allergic to A/C

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[Mavv0n @mavv0n]

@retarded__woman Orrrr let us celebrate the bride however we want?!

[David Hoffman @TrustlessState]

If USA beats you in the World Cup

That country has to call it Soccer until the next World Cup

New rule I just made up

[skknnyvixxen @skknnyvixxen]

I saw a pack of pads say “made for humans with vaginas” and felt a burning fucking rage. U MEAN WOMEN…? Why do WE have to be excluded to INCLUDE THEM?