Max Hansen

Husband, Dad, 1031 Exchange Expert, Outdoorsman, Lawyer and Cowboy

[Max Hansen @max1031x]

@ChrisDJackson you’re delirious.

[Robert Davi @RobertJohnDavi]

You decide!!!
No Kings explained for people who think they're fighting fascism.

You're standing in a crowd on Saturday. You look around and think yeah. No Kings. This is what democracy looks like.

Bro.

You're holding a sign made by a communist billionaire who lives in Shanghai.

You live in a constitutional republic.

Elections. Term limits. A free press that spent four years calling the president a fascist without one journalist being arrested.

The modern left's definition of fascism:

You love your country? Fascist.

You want to enforce the border? Racist.

You think parents should raise their kids? Bigot.

You want to know who's voting in your elections? Jim Crow.

Being patriotic is fascism to the modern left.

But every country has borders and enforces them. 176 countries require ID to vote. That's the definition of a country.

But the Democratic establishment told you otherwise. And you believed them.

Congress has a 15% approval rating. 80% of Americans disapprove. 97% of incumbents got re-elected.

Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin.

Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao.

Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon.

Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII.

Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini.

Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler's entire reign.

Trump. 5 years and 3 months. Won the popular vote and the electoral vote.

But Trump is the king. Okay buddy.

You don't hate kings. You hate kings that aren't yours.
And Saturday they had you in the streets carrying their water.

The Democratic Party installed a president without letting you vote. Biden quit on a Sunday. By Tuesday your queen was crowned.

No primary. No debate. No ballot. First time since 1968.

Three days before your march every Senate Democrat voted against photo ID to vote.

During COVID you carried a vaccine card everywhere like a hall pass from the government just to eat at a restaurant.

But getting a birth certificate or waiting two hours at the DMV to prove you're a citizen before you vote? That's oppression.

The Democratic Party is pro illegal immigration.

Counts non-citizens in the Census. Census determines congressional seats. More non-citizens means more seats means more power. No voter ID means no way to check.

That's how you keep power without wearing a crown.

Biden built a censorship machine.

Pressured Facebook to suppress true information and admitted it in writing. Censored scientists. Censored doctors. Censored JOKES. The Biden White House told Facebook to remove "humor and satire."

They literally went after people for making fun of them. UK does it better tho...

Everything they censored turned out to be right. They just outsourced the silencing to Silicon Valley.

And it doesn't stop at speech.

The extreme left justifies taking children from families.

Six thousand schools rewrite children's identities without telling parents. And the State has the right to intervene.

The Hitler Youth did this. Mao's Red Guards did this. The Soviets built statues of a child who reported his own father.

Same playbook.

During Covid, your bakery got shut down. Church closed. You couldn't hold your dying mother's hand at the hospital.

But thousands packed together during BLM to burn Minneapolis and THAT was essential civic engagement. Obviously.

$2 billion in damage. 25 dead. 2,000 cops injured. 20 states burning. VP Kamala promoted a bail fund for the rioters. No investigation. No hearings.

January 6. One building. Few hours. 1,000 prosecuted. Two years of televised hearings.

Kings decide which violence counts. The left decided.

Charlie Kirk spent his life walking onto campuses asking for honest debate. He was assassinated.

CSIS terrorism database. 2025 is the first year in 30 years that left-wing attacks outnumber right-wing. Yet no one brings this up.

75% of liberal students say preventing a speaker from talking is justified. 27% say violence is acceptable.

[Signal 99 Cincinnati @Signal99Cinci]

From a Secret Service agent guarding President Trump…

“Trump has RUINED me - I can never protect another President after him” - not because he’s difficult - but because he’s the OPPOSITE. Trump knows my NAME. Every other President called me ‘agent.’ Trump calls me by my actual name. Trump knows my WIFE’S name. My CHILDREN’S names. Asks about my son’s baseball games by name. Trump NOTICES when I’m tired after standing 8 hours and says ‘Sit down, you need rest.’ Trump orders EXTRA food during long days: ‘Make sure my guys eat first.’ Trump attended my FATHER’S FUNERAL when he passed. No cameras. No press. Just came to honor the man who raised the agent protecting him. After experiencing THIS - how can I go back to being called ‘agent’ by future Presidents? After Trump remembered my KIDS’ names, how can I protect someone who won’t even learn MY name? After Trump treated me like FAMILY, how can I go back to being treated like FURNITURE? Trump RUINED me.

He raised the bar so high for how Presidents should treat Secret Service that I can NEVER accept the old standard again. That’s what I mean by ruined.”
#fyp #signal99 #share #MyPresident #ivotedforthis

[Max Hansen @max1031x]

@Bricktop_NAFO Obama was a dip shit.

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@CollinRugg Megan you’re starting to lose me as your audience.

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@Pontifex Sorry pal. You’re late to the party.

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@CAgovernor you’re a POS Newsome!

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@USMCLiberal @JohnFetterman thank goodness for John Fetterman who is an old school Democrat snd cares about America like the folks I used to know instead of being a left wing lunatic

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@Mr_Husky1 ❤️

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@YossiBenYakar what a dumb shit Barack!

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@houmanhemmati yeah get them all to the funeral and bomb the shit out of them too! 🤣

[Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree]

This didn’t begin Friday.

Carter started it.

He watched the Islamic Republic take power, watched American diplomats get seized and paraded on television for 444 days, spent the rest of his presidency negotiating with people who had already told us exactly what they were.

Reagan facilitated it.

October 23rd, 1983. A Hezbollah truck bomb funded and directed by Iran killed 241 United States Marines in Beirut while they slept. The deadliest single day for the Marine Corps since Iwo Jima. Reagan’s response? Tehran was heard clearly and never forgotten kill enough Americans at once and America will leave.

That lesson became the operational blueprint for every Iran-backed proxy attack for the next forty years.

Clinton ignored it.

1995 — a car bomb in Riyadh kills five Americans.

1996 — Khobar Towers. A massive truck bomb kills 19 United States Air Force personnel in Saudi Arabia. Nothing.

1998 — Embassy bombings in Africa.

2000 — USS Cole. Seventeen sailors killed. Clinton launched missiles at an empty training camp and an aspirin factory. Eight years. Hundreds of Americans dead or wounded. Zero consequences for Tehran.

Bush handed them the keys.

He called them the Axis of Evil correctly. Then invaded two countries simultaneously and handed Iran the greatest strategic gift in its history. Iranian Quds Force operatives flooded across the border funding, training, and arming the militias killing our soldiers.

And the response was to continue the war while avoiding direct confrontation with the country killing our people.

By the time Bush left office Iran had deeper influence in Iraq than we did.

Obama funded it.

This is where failure becomes unforgivable. The Green Revolution of 2009 where millions of Iranians in the streets begging for American support ignored.

The protesters were crushed. The regime survived. Then came the $150 billion in sanctions relief, sunset clauses that expired within a decade, zero restrictions on ballistic missiles, and zero restrictions on funding proxy terror networks.

Then came the cash. $1.7 billion. On pallets. On an unmarked plane. In the middle of the night. Delivered simultaneously with American hostages.

The regime used the imagery as propaganda for years and used the money to fund Hezbollah, Hamas, the Houthi expansion in Yemen, and the proxy militia networks in Iraq and Syria that spent the next decade killing Americans.

Obama literally funded the apparatus that put the drone into Tower 22.

Biden surrendered to it.

160-plus attacks on American forces from October 2023 forward. American soldiers killed in Jordan. Two Navy SEALs lost at sea intercepting Iranian weapons shipments to the Houthis.

Houthi missiles disrupting global shipping lanes.

Iranian proxies running operations across five countries.

Three Georgia soldiers died in their beds.

Then came Trump.

He looked at forty-five years of this record and did something no president had done since the hostages came home.

He said no.

Maximum pressure. IRGC designated as a foreign terrorist organization. Sanctions reimposed. The JCPOA abandoned. Soleimani the architect of Iranian proxy violence across the entire Middle East, personally responsible for hundreds of American deaths killed in a precision strike in January 2020.

The regime paralyzed.

The proxies recalibrated. The nuclear program set back. For the first time in four decades the regime faced a president it genuinely could not predict.

Then Trump left office. Biden came in. The pressure evaporated. The appeasement resumed. And the regime, patient as it has always been, went back to work.

And now we’re here.

So the next time someone tells you this is Trump’s war tell them they are brainless twats.

This isn’t Trump’s war.

This is forty-five years of American presidents refusing to finish it and one president finally deciding that the bill comes due.

If you are not capable of comprehending that move to Iran and defend the regime personally.

[AshleY @Aku_700]

Here’s a reality check. Prove me wrong…

THEY lost a civil war
THEY founded the KKK
THEY created black vs. white
THEY killed MLK
THEY killed JFK
THEY killed RFK
THEY sold us out to China
THEY fund domestic terrorism
THEY put islamists in congress
THEY bought the media to lie to us
THEY created the mental illness
THEY created school shooters
THEY created the trans cult
THEY opened the border
THEY stole an election
THEY imported millions of illegals
THEY created sanctuary cities
THEY control the education system.
THEY indoctrinated
THEY created cancel culture
THEY got us fired from our jobs
THEY censored free speech
THEY silenced CONSERVATIVES
THEY started the Anti Vaxx movement
THEY weaponized the justice system
THEY went after political opponents
THEY tried to jail Trump for 7 centuries
THEY had the Epstein files
THEY didn’t help prosecute Epstein
THEY didn’t bring new charges
THEY didn’t release the files
THEY are friends with his clients
THEY are friends with Diddy’s friends
THEY didn’t bring new charges
THEY encourage violence
THEY demonize law enforcement
THEY crashed our economy in 2020
THEY caused record high inflation
THEY let prices skyrocket
THEY ruined the healthcare system
THEY spend recklessly
THEY created a cult following
THEY tried to kill Trump
THEY killed Charlie Kirk
THEY ARE THE FASCISTS

Literally EVERY accusation is a confession. This is the Democrat party.

[Max Hansen @max1031x]

@stoolpresidente @MeghanMcCain Swalwell you’re a POS!

[Max Hansen @max1031x]

@TheOnlyEsta he didn’t do shit to stop Iran and gave the radical clerics billions in US taxpayer $$ to foment “death to America”. Biggest fail ever.

[Bella @bellausa17]

@DavidD_Chapman

[Max Hansen @max1031x]

@danpfeiffer Obama just gave them billions of taxpayer money with nothing in return but dead Americans.

[Abe Lopez, Author @abe_lopez]

BREAKING NEWS: Ayatollah Khomeini is now eligible to vote as a registered Democrat in the upcoming midterms.

[Max Hansen @max1031x]

@KamalaHarris to heck with you Kamala. We’re done giving them billions like your other Democrat pals when their avowed purpose is to wipe us out.

[Max Hansen @max1031x]

@MarcoA_24 @TheMoneyApe BS. If he was Biden’s DOJ would have toasted him.