Max DeMel

it’s a cold world bundle up

[Max DeMel @max_demel]

@lockedupjb Getting Marcus a ring man, that’s how it was supposed to be

[Zito @_Zeets]

I feel like Americans always think in excess. The tension of the World Cup comes from the fact that it is every four years and cycles through generations of players. It’s something to wait for and build up to.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Brutal

[Bojack (#SZNOVER) @RB94_FCB]

Germany and Netherlands meeting each other at the airport

[Max DeMel @max_demel]

@davidubben So what you described is college and pro football

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

you’ve found me at a particularly Paraguayan time in my life

[🫵🏽 @idoxvi]

Watching penalty shootouts as a neutral is genuinely the peak of this sport

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Just an incredible call by the announcer to rub it in

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

With all Cody Gakpo has just gone through

Good for him man, good for him

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

This is the first time Paraguay has beaten Argentina in back to back meetings since 1983.

[Bojack (#SZNOVER) @RB94_FCB]

I think watching Germany play qualifies as torture under the Geneva Convention. This is a violation of my human rights.

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Canada showing up to the World Cup Round of 16 in Houston

[kj🫟 #KCFC @ANDR3WRE1D]

Meg giving relationship advice is like Josh Allen tryna tell you how to make it to the super bowl

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Mind you our favorite sport over here regularly calls back the sickest plays you’ve ever seen because a DB gave someone a high five too vigorously roughly four city blocks away from the play

[Sumeet 🇺🇸 @flameosumeet]

Guy who is watching his 5th ever soccer game:

“Here are the 17 changes I would make to the sport”

[ClubXeneize @ClubXeneize1]

Se termino la fase de grupos

Gracias por tanto

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

Como se sintió ver 72 partidos de fase de grupos en 17 días:

[Chris Arnade 🐢🐱🚌 @Chris_arnade]

Soccer refs: We 3D-scanned all 1,248 players before the tournament, track every limb 50 times a second, and can confirm you are offside by a toenail. No goal.

Soccer refs: Added time? I'm thinking... seven minutes. Actually, ten. Could be twelve. Hard to say really.

[Keith Smith @KeithSmithNBA]

Here are my simple thoughts on Jaylen Brown:

I'm a big believer in stats/analytics, but if your model tells you that Jaylen Brown is the 7th best player on a team (and it's not Team USA), then you have a problem with your model.

Brown isn't a perfect player, but we all know he's an awesome one.

[Max DeMel @max_demel]

@LoganPAdams Yeah this is definitely a take I’d have if I watched basketball with my eyes closed