Your buddy Max

It's me, your buddy

[Your buddy Max @MaxBjaffe]

It's so crazy that most of humanity's survival is based on animals not figuring out doors

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

"It is obvious that the intent is to privatize water in Ontario, and this, as we know from countless international examples, is a disaster in the making."

Avi Lewis responds to the Ford government’s move to strip municipalities of control over water infrastructure, handing it to newly created water corporations.

[miia @miiagarro]

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

[Your buddy Max @MaxBjaffe]

@TheCinesthetic Jack Black in High Fidelity

[Your buddy Max @MaxBjaffe]

@cloudyloops @Gun_Is_Son Came here to make sure this was mentioned

[Lyle Culpepper @ShutupLyle]

My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11

[Donkey Business, PhD @finitedonkeys]

Ugh, what's that quote about the whaling industry marking like humanity's point of no return and we're now forever cut off from grace after we burned the flesh of these oceanic angels and sages to light our squalid homes and black satanic mills? It's like on the tip of my tongue!

[Sony Thăng @nxt888]

They did not censor Gaza.

They did something worse.

They let you see it.

All of it.

Then trained you to scroll.

To compartmentalize.

To call it tragedy instead of policy.

So that the next time it happens, you are not shocked.

You are updated.

[Tina Yazdani @TinaYazdani]

Ontario food banks have penned a letter to Premier Doug Ford calling for relief to renters. They say the high cost of rent is the primary reason more than 1 million Ontarians rely on food banks & they’re “terrified” of Bill 60, which will make it easier to evict tenants.

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

They still mean everything. If you're a Jays fan, you'll remember this run for decades.

"Anything less than a championship is a failure" is one of sports' biggest pitfalls

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Just a phenomenal Halloween costume

[Leigh Beadon @leighbeadon]

I will be digging more into this later but, um, 🚨🚨🚨 the Ford government is looking to end Ontario's security of tenure rules - preventing tenants from automatically transitioning to month-to-month after their initial lease is up, and allowing landlords to refuse to renew

[Your buddy Max @MaxBjaffe]

@Stevemcmath People are so negative. It takes less blood to smile than to frown

[Orbis Tertius @_heral_fog]

gf texted me “Can we talk?”

lfg I like talking with her so much

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

best way to win an argument gotta be eating their birth certificate. im not fighting with a chump with no birthday

[KatieEllen Humphries @MsKatieEllen]

You can’t even perform AS ab*rti*ns in 🇺🇸 anymore. Free the Daylos!

[Your buddy Max @MaxBjaffe]

@chelsealou_who Always learning new types of dresses

[Your buddy Max @MaxBjaffe]

@colin_sharp Thief is crazy underrated

[Your buddy Max @MaxBjaffe]

@Criminalsimpson *tossed gun to Homer* "Sure thing citizen"

[Your buddy Max @MaxBjaffe]

@MsKatieEllen Tactless is the word I would use

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

Thank you. It has cost me. Everything