potato bread anti 🔪

what are you looking at punk

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

The workers should control the means of production if you elect me president every citizen will have their own combine harvester

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

Andrew Garbagerino

[BowTiedCrow @BowTiedCrow]

Hello, the hantavirus has affected my small, minority owned and operated business. I am seeking the United States Government to provide a $100,000 interest free loan that will be forgiven so I can make payroll.

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

I got triples of the nova triples of the barracuda and triples of the road runner. And Jenny Nicholson is in love with me and she pursued me! But… she’s dying

[Cass @Loserdykedog]

Greg Heffley with D cups be like Greg Hefty

[Nerd Soup Aaron @nerdsoupmonkey]

It’s about that time

[Kate Willett @katewillett]

Staffing my administration with the exact same real estate people as Adams and having them continue the same policies that got Adams thrown out. Rebranding it as “Abundance” to time well with Ezra Klein’s airport book.

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

My dad thinks he invented chocolate pilk

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

Every single character in one battle after another deserves to be burned to death for the rest of time

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

What Fucking mad man takes a phone call on the toilet I’m shittin here

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

Guy who wears shorts to formal meetings park functions bc he doesn’t get cold seen idling in his car for an hour on a sunny 40 degree day

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

Me: Trump loosing an election and 4 years progressing made the conservative movement in America have to change their specific target and thus lose momentum on specific issues
My wine drink mom and brother: you’re ignorant and I hate you

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

Never been more insulted than YouTube giving me an ad for an custom Ai sexbot app not once not twice but three times this morning

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

@jabagooski Extremely true but this guy wanted restaurant recommendations so it would’ve been cheating

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

Was asked by a Chinese engineer where’s the best place to get a burger and I have never felt more shame as an American to not have a good answer

[Panda_Prime 📟 @pandaagendaforu]

@agraybee Eeriely similar to how a karaoke mic works at an establishment that has Shaggy tracks in the playlist

[ali sousa ✨ @alisousa4]

unfollowing now. huge fan of his politics, was not aware he liked dear evan hansen

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

Friday beers drinking challenges are toxic yaoi

[potato bread anti 🔪 @maxflux25]

It’s over the garden wall time baby be jealous