Max Friedenberg

I'm a notorious self-impersonator and recently went professionally insane.

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

The meaning of life is the creation of understanding. Just sayin'. #themeaningoflife @WryHumor

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

The other boys got tinkertoys, like AKs and pistols, but I got the RPG (because I lied and told the… http://t.co/15ZYYQIknz

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

On the set of USA Network's pilot of "Stanistan." This my "I fucking hate drones," look. (I actually… http://t.co/6V0B07gTHS

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

Off to @SantaFeStudios tomorrow morning for costume fitting 'cause I'm an extra in the @USA_Network production #Stanistan. Woohoo!

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TV drama "Stanistan" to film in New Mexico: The USA Network's television pilot "Stanistan," starr... http://t.co/246FE6Od4X #SHOOTonline

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

No one can fry chicken like me. That being said, no one has my fingerprints either. So where are all the forensic fried chicken experts?

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

@missyciarlone Hi Missy, Since you quote me on "The meaning of life...," I'd appreciate it if you'll source me as Max Friedenberg. Thanks!

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

This.
Two thirds of #children worldwide are physically #abused: U.N. #childabuse #violencebegetsviolence #vbv http://t.co/y3zosex2CC

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

#GoogleX takes to the skies with secret #drone project. BB gun sales soar. #BBguns http://t.co/zp77oQlZ4U

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

Every #neuron is in every other neuron's past. #neurology #neuralnet #OrchOR #AI #singularity #hansmoravec #specialrelativity

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

Someone should write "Books For Dummies."

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

I hope the next challenge is the "pot of boiling water" challenge. #icewaterchallenge #IceBucket #challenge #boilingwater @pattonoswalt

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

‘Here Is The Key’ of/by #maxfriedenberg on #SoundCloud. #hereisthekey

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[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

#Nothing #is #funny.

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

All #beer labels have to be approved by this 1 dude, & he’s a nutcase. Thought you'd appreciate this, @CarrieSimison
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[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

If opportunity knocks, open the door! But if opportunity is lurking around in the bushes out back, get a restraining order. @WryHumor

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

The #sun is a star in some extraterrestrial's #constellation. #cosmos #cosmology #astronomy #universe #ET #seti #hubble #nasa #space #stars

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

What kind of #trophy would the winner of the "World's Best Trophy" contest receive? #meta #recursive #awards #selfsimilar @WryHumor

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

A good name for Vulcan sandals: Birkenspocks! #StarTrek #Spock #Vulcan #leonardnimoy #zacharyquinto #trekkie #ComicCon #ComicCon2014 #fanboy

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

@missyciarlone Did you see my "The meaning of life is the creation of understanding" message on a Denver sidewalk? #themeaningoflife

[Max Friedenberg @maxmayhem]

Trying to determine the value of worth. #economics #market #appraisal #value #worth @WryHumor