Girl, the table crashing to the floor was already hilarious. 😂 You paid for laughing right then and there.
I'd have given it one curious squeeze just to see what happens, then asked if that "extra service" comes with an extra charge. 😭
But seriously, was the massage at least worth it?
I went for one of those special massages. You know the ones you see advertised for $49 and it’s for new members?
After I sign in the girl hands me a clip board and says “take a seat. Ricardo will be right with you”
So I do. I’m filling out my little sheet of what bothers me when in walks this 6’ Latino god. I’m taking muscles on muscles. Dark hair. Skin you just wanna lick. (But I’m married, so I can’t, but I still think it) And my brain goes “oh heck ya!!