Max

martyr for the bit

[Max @maxtmont]

I support women’s yums

[Max @maxtmont]

My family trying to talk to me through the headphones they got me for Christmas

[Max @maxtmont]

Oughhhh… overzealous af at the function last night… fml

[Max @maxtmont]

F da Whole Foods hot bar. Tell me why this small portion of mid ass slop cost me 27 dollars and explosive diarrhea

[Max @maxtmont]

Pulling on one’s taint hairs is supremely grounding

[Max @maxtmont]

Espresso martini in fad is the masses yearning for the four loko

[Max @maxtmont]

Olive Garden ad for 3 meat sauce. What are the 3 meats I’m scared

[Max @maxtmont]

Tick borne illnesses are just curses it seems

[Max @maxtmont]

don’t go to war pls my tummy hurt

[Max @maxtmont]

My birth chart is not showing war for me rn so idk guys I think I’m chillin

[Max @maxtmont]

Everybody these days wanna be casting directors… honestly they should apply if they want it so bad cuz it’s giving unemployed

[Max @maxtmont]

Dear god, please let 2025 be a challengers summer. Now more than ever do we need horny homoerotic sporty vibes shot on 35mm

[Max @maxtmont]

@LevyEvelina Yesss I think they did IM basketball on the Supreme Court there

[Max @maxtmont]

Need death by can on a string more than water

[charlie @chunkbardey]

you never know what someone’s going through. they could be a little tired

[jynx @jynxbby]

men are soo hot. i wish they were good people.

[Max @maxtmont]

Me rn cuz I got covid 😷

[Max @maxtmont]

Can’t wait for the gentrification of billionaires row

[Max @maxtmont]

@HBO is it too early for a remake of the idol w Tate McRae (sans the weeknd plotline)

[Max @maxtmont]

If you are a Gemini you ARE bisexual no ifs ands or buts