Maya Guru

[Tina Sieben @wnbawife]

Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

[Maya Guru @mayaaguru]

Catherine sucks

[critchy @ChrissyTiber]

Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Babe is everything ok? You've barely sang 'my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds' in the last few hours

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

The world was at peace

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Okay mr scientist if “matter cannot be created or destroyed” then where the fuck are all my hair ties

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

best friend just got a new boyfriend. i love to hear it

[SJ @sarahjannetti_]

cool

[latina lover @sixshottss]

hope my kids funny bc im not fake laughing in my own house

[a🌟 @parisandior]

if we’re not like this i don’t want it

[P❤️‍🔥 @pa0lasuxx]

actual footage of dads teaching their daughters to drive

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[ANGEL🪽 @HIROANGELLL]

i’ll trade 4 cousins on my dads side for a Range Rover rn

[‏ً @icvred]

me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat

[vaughn @DearVaughn]

my face under my mask every time they point the temperature gun at me