carli

northern michigan enjoyer

[carli @maybecarli]

tyranny of the north

[littleapostate @littleapostate]

My parents bought a house in Alabama to escape the tyranny of the north during covid, and I followed after losing my job in Nashville

I thought it’d be a pit stop on my way to bigger and better things, but instead Alabama is where I met a guy at a small town bar, played tennis with him, went to the beach with him, married him, bought a house with him, and gave birth to a beautiful baby girl in a hospital down the street from where we met

Alabama is home now, in every sense of the word, and never in my life did I imagine I’d say that

Also, it’s beautiful

[Jonah Allon @JonahAllon]

they’re getting a taste of beach weather. now make the holiday weekend cool and rainy

[carli @maybecarli]

@Logically_JC The University of Michigan athletic department please.

[carli @maybecarli]

Tweeted during the Michigan Arizona game. All time missed opportunity for the “that’s a foul ref” caption

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

The winner of the Underdog award is timid pup REMY! ☺️ #PuppyBowl

[carli @maybecarli]

now what exactly did he plan on doing with butter knives and kitchen scissors

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

She says that Sherrone Moore went to the woman's house, grabbed butter knives and kitchen scissors and threatened to kill himself, threatened her that "my blood is on your hands."

[carli @maybecarli]

possibly the worst wink i’ve ever seen

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Packers HC Matt LaFleur on if the refs got it right by giving him a timeout instead of calling a false start:

"Of course they got it right! 😜"

(🎥 @NFLonFOX)

[maha @mahaaaay]

to my friend, tylenol. rest now, brother. we have the watch. and i'll see you in valhalla

[carli @maybecarli]

@Devoted2DET why in gods name is jack flaherty making 20M

[carli @maybecarli]

@2Ma2Handle +tigers…

[carli @maybecarli]

harry sean mcvay styles

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

Harry Styles with Carole Radziwill!

[carli @maybecarli]

@2Ma2Handle whatever you release is AI

[carli @maybecarli]

@2Ma2Handle i think there was silence after that tbh

[carli @maybecarli]

@2Ma2Handle LOL

[carli @maybecarli]

they’re gonna see how many times a day i look at flightradar24 and take me out like the gestapo

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

RFK Jr. is launching a government registry to track autistic Americans using private medical records.

[carli @maybecarli]

being against altar girls is wild

[Avi @Rantaramic]

The Vatican Conclave will commence soon, and these are the prime contenders #vatican #popefrancis #Pope #rippopefrancis #Easter2025 #Easter

[Emil @quezoncitrus]

I'm not a very expressively religious Catholic. But rarely had I felt prouder of and more inspired by the Church and its capacity to see, defend, and love the oppressed than when Pope Francis was guiding it towards actual Christian ideals. A rock star. May he rest in peace.

[carli @maybecarli]

@2Ma2Handle not u tweeting knicks gear when they’re playing the pistons in the playoffs rn…….

[carli @maybecarli]

@2Ma2Handle welcome twin