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Social Media Butterfly 🦋 • Fluent in GIFs & Puns 💁🏻‍♀️ • Professional Side-Hugger 🤗

[may @maybohon]

jensen, #pleasedonteatthat, a list. 📝

toilet
phone chargers
extension cords
laptop
crib
bass for sound system
dog food
dog water
water bottles
my hair
toilet paper
nebulizer tube
his amber necklace
couches
my slippers
my flip flops
plastic grocery bag
my diaper bag

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Facebook and IG are down - time to bust out your Dictionary.

Let’s. Go.

[diablo @starboydiablo]

Elon after finding out Facebook & IG are down

[may @maybohon]

@ConnieLAlbers Nope! 😑

[may @maybohon]

@magical_mrs @cosydirect @EYFS_TfW_Guru @esther_esteem Mrs. Hutchins, are you still teaching? I STILL love the chart you made! 🌈

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

10 must-know Japanese concepts that will improve your life:

[may @maybohon]

@r_w_kirkpatrick Wahoo!!!!

[may @maybohon]

Oh hey there, birthday month! 💜 https://t.co/d4wwSe6HHx

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Breaking: Ex-Trump Org. CFO Allen Weisselberg just pleaded guilty to tax violations and admitted to helping run a years-long tax fraud scheme at Trump's business.

Weisselberg admitted to all 15 felonies that prosecutors in the Manhattan DA's office accused him of.

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Extraordinary white moose was spotted taking a dip in a pool in Sweden's Varmland County
( by Hans Nilsson )

[may @maybohon]

@magical_mrs Mrs. Hutchins! I never got around to sending you a photo, but I still show off your chart to everyone I can! Love it!! 🌈

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself.

Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Ok former youth pastor idea: have we tried writing “Covid” on a piece of paper and burning it in the campfire?

[may @maybohon]

It’s 4am and I just emailed my therapist. #winning

[may @maybohon]

@RudyCerda “Eckerd’s” as my mom called it.

[Rudy Cerda @RudyCerda]

Age yourself with a store.

I’ll start: Radio Shack

[Target @Target]

POV: You’re here because Facebook and Instagram are down.

[may @maybohon]

@artisticdork I’ve done that before as well. Maybe it’s a compliment to Tool Time’s own branding within the show! 😆🏆