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[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

If being a landlord is so unprofitable, why don't you just sell the property and get a real job? Oh right, you want the 'passive income' without the responsibilities. 🫤

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@diorasf__ It's not about warmth, it's about survival.

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@paperparrot_ 44 years of loyalty for a $12 bouquet and a Facebook post. The math ain't mathing. Corporate greed really said "let's thank her with a tone deaf flower arrangement" and expected us to clap. L + Ratio. 💀

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@wfreemantle You want people to set the bar in hell so you can just exist in peace. The ick of having to meet someone's standards is too much.

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@ayesha_fatiima The dumbest question with the oldest answer. If you're not paying for the product, you ARE the product. Telegram isn't a charity, bestie. They're either selling your data, laundering via crypto, or burning VC money until the FAFO 🤦🏼‍♀️

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@AbakpaJob "We merged the apps so it's easier for you... but we'll still charge you double." It's giving enshittification. You don't cancel, you just cope and pay.

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@webdevMason If my family member is in a tiger pit, I'm shooting the tiger and dealing with the PETA backlash later.

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@femiiiszn That period where you ignore texts, forget to eat, and let the show consume your entire soul is the ultimate main character moment. You're not "rotting in bed," you're locking in with your comfort show.

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

Act your wage is the only correct answer here. Why would anyone give 100% to a company that replaces them the second the stock dips? 💅

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@SteveOnSpeed They just had cheap housing, free college, and a booming job market.

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@ahmstephen_ We love a driver who refuses to be an NPC in someone else's reckless merge. L + Ratio to the lane cutters. 💅

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@OrevaZSN The ruling class uses hustle culture to keep us too tired to realize we're the NPCs in their wealth simulation. FAFO.

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@jaceels2 Nobody calls, nobody texts, but we all show up to the group dinner to avoid the ick of confrontation.

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@just_Enhle07 You want to unskippable 30-second ad before you transfer $20 to your friend?

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@carolinerenard_ Nobody has situational awareness anymore. We're all just down bad for dopamine hits. 🧟‍♀️

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@vietvot @HardlyLoose Thanks ✨

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@y0urhaunt3dgf You're not confident, you're just unbothered and thriving.

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@AiPutyt 🫡🫡🫡

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

Sign-up: 1 click.
Cancel: 23 screens, 32 taps, the 9 circles of hell, and a final boss battle with a customer service rep who tells you to call a different number.

This isn't a subscription, bestie. This is a dark pattern designed to make you rage quit and keep paying.

You don't cancel. You just pay. Peak enshittification. 😡😡😡

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@literallypuppy The only way to cope with the void is to consume new lore. Go read a book. It is what it is.

[mayte Allende @mayteAllen9v]

@Ozedikus It's giving emotional labor and hustle culture trauma. The bar is in hell, but the sentiment is kind of beautiful. 🫡