MAYA RYAN ✰

cooler than the flip side of your pillow

[MAYA RYAN ✰ @mayyaryyan]

Why is the question Coke or Pepsi when the answer is most definitely Dr. Pepper

[samantha @milkygoddess]

nothing i love more than being snug as a bug

[𝒛𝒂𝒉 @zaheerah_raja]

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

[MAYA RYAN ✰ @mayyaryyan]

Resurfacing this beauty for hurricane Ian

[mar @marissaprill]

BREAKING NEWS: Hurricane Irma tips to stay safe

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

how is skateboarding going to be in the olympics if you cant smoke weed

[yong @spaghetti_2005]

Born too late to be Vine famous born too early to be TikTok famous, born just in time to graduate into a pandemic and not qualify for a stimulus check

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[MAYA RYAN ✰ @mayyaryyan]

Before you get married, make sure you know what your partners chewing sounds like. That will be the soundtrack of your life

[abby @outoflemonjuice]

if adults can still be employed after storming the capitol building i can probably get a job with a nose ring

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

I’m so glad I learned y=mx+b so I can calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going

[tate @50FirstTates]

can’t believe trump tested positive for covid when all he had to do was not get tested and then he simply wouldn’t have it

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

oh, the writers at snl are losing their MINDS right now

[prance @bocxtop]

did I really go to bed early and miss the greatest night in twitter history

[Desiree💫 @DesireeAngelll]

Testing positive for COVID-19 is ok but what’s NOT ok is going around acting like you don’t have it and endangering everyone !!!

[MAYA RYAN ✰ @mayyaryyan]

2020: 0/10 do not recommend

[🐣 @JuiceKing5x]

Not the greatest at math but I know when shit don't add up