Max Edgar

cloud engineer with a penchant for wiggling the air around me rotating disks of PVC #totallyNotARobot . Married to a wonderful #spoonie

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@ThalapathiRISHI @HumansNoContext Xerox

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@Glockleg01 @PicturesFoIder Came here to say that

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@SoVeryBritish No more jobs!

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I don’t know if people use twitter to look for work but my team is looking for a new #platformEngineer based in Cardiff. Reach out if you are interested. #jobOpportunity https://t.co/voZICcKakt

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@InternetH0F Smart light switches.

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@DesignTheFuture @rhiannonlucyc But what do you use for storing your Logo

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Emergency alert went off again at 00:08 then again at 00:09 then once more at 00:30 before I turned my phone off. Turn my phone on this morning and it immediately goes off again. Do I need to submit a bug report somewhere or just disable the system?

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@LidlGB Military helmet for a cyclops

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@SoVeryBritish Lombard direct 0800-2-15000 for loans from £800 to £15,000. Must have seen that add 100 times or more.

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@forrestbrazeal I would argue that most of the aspirational words we use describe a culture that is inherently hard to define where as the negative words tend to describe process or tangible things. But it woks both ways. Eg we watered down what we mean by Siloed teams. But Scrum remains.

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@OctopusEnergy @SavingSessions It was great to see how much we could reduce our usage (within reason). Much better than forced rolling blackouts. I wonder if I’ll make it into the top 10% of savers.

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@RoughTrade Porcupine Tree - Closure/Continuation

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@23rodge @SoVeryBritish Can he also please introduce a bill forcing Greggs to homogenise it’s offerings across the UK so that we can get stotties outside of NE England. I miss them so much.

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@SoVeryBritish The last government. But I think that’s always the case.

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@wtf1official @XPBImages He’s watching a rap battle. just miming along.

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@SoVeryBritish We do kids dinner on Fridays (we don’t have kids) we just still like fish fingers, chips and peas. Sometimes chicken nuggets.

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@davefarley77 @Raspberry_Pi Let’s try using k8s

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Logged into #AWS console to sanity check a terraform apply to discover every RDS instance in production has gone!
Panic!
melt down!
Start updating CV

Then remember we don’t use us-east-1 and switch back to eu-west-1. Time to change my pants.
#AWSCommunity #platformEngineering

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@wtf1official Orange smoke. No one sees who wins.