Mike

Husband to Hannah, Father to Beatrice Mary and Kasper Michael. The next in the long line of unfortunate Evertonians. Poor kids. South Stand Lower STH.

[Kev @kev_reilly]

“Let’s bring in Darren Cann for his take on Spain’s disallowed goal there in this vital World Cup game”

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

@_luke1878_ @grandoldteam Tragic that 🤣

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

@_offside18 Eric Abidal, Lucas Digne, Jeremy Mathieu, Ludovic Giuly, Ousmane Dembele, Antoine Griezmann, Jules Kounde, Emmanuel Petit, Christophe Dugarry, Samuel Umtiti,

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

@SholdonDaniels Which God though? There's quite a lot of them.

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

Loads of time for Panama having a Reebok kit.

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

0% of Reform members have voted for Nigel Farage to be leader.

0% of the British people have voted for Zia Yusuf to be anything at all.

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

My cousin works for ITV and he said Emma Hayes has not stopped farting out there

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The moment Cape Verde had their place in the Round of 32 confirmed.

“Cabo Verde came to experience the World Cup, they have changed the World Cup. This is not just qualification, this is confirmation of a miracle in motion.”

Simply superb. 👏

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Trump staffers are reportedly worried that if Trump presents the FIFA World Cup trophy 70,000 spectators from all over the world will boo him and start chants about the Epstein Files.

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

@PED7 Have i misses something here? Is there some kind of link between Sunderland and the raging racist Elvis? Good music like.

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

@b5bartt @sid_lambert Theres hope for everyone to be a left back then if thats what you think mate.

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

Madueke and Gordon are fucking dross. Christ almighty.

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

Lionel fucking Messi....there has never been any better, not even Maradonna.

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

Fully invested in Cabo Verde here...up the Green Capes 🤘

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

@JacobsBen Let me shorten this post...he is shit....

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

Or he could just call them out instead of playing tactics.

[Finners @realfinners]

Moyes has undoubtedly infuriated a section of the fanbase with his recent remarks. 😂 His blunt realism may, in part, be a tactic aimed at piling pressure on the club's owners. In Moyes we trust💪

[Kieran Cleverley™ @kcleverley84]

Oh the joys of being an @Everton fan …

•No new kit released … kids running around in new kits from other clubs, have been for 4-6 weeks !
•Tyrique George minimal £20million fee offer expires in 10 days.. get it done !!
•No signings so far … no surprise !
•ST up £300
😭

[Mark Littlewood @MarkJLittlewood]

Another masterful @CountBinface interview. Joyously for the first thirty seconds you can hear John Craig in the background on the line to @SkyNews HQ complaining that he’d been bullied into interviewing Binface a few minutes earlier 😂👇

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport The fact this is even a discussion shows what the world is like. Full of soulless ghouls without a care for anybody or anything but themselves.

[Mike @mbedwards1987]

ITV with Hall and Oates maneater as the background music...