Matthew Hansen

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

@SFBARTalert What sort of medical emergency stops trains?

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

@CitImmCanada I got it in about 20 minutes!

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

@CitImmCanada What are the processing times now? Flight is in an hour

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

@CitImmCanada Any ETA on the eTA site being restored? Or perhaps a suspension of the need for a visa when simply changing planes on the same (Canadian) airline?

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

@CitImmCanada Was this meant to say July 14th? Because it is not accessible now, and hasn't been for several hours.

[jackie🦕.SEEING BTS @mygsqt]

me driving to nevada to count the votes myself https://t.co/paRha5GBVb

[Noemie Hansen @NoemieHansen]

@berkeleyside Berkeley flats, 9:45 am

[Noemie Hansen @NoemieHansen]

@berkeleyside The always stunning bay views from the Lawrence Hall of Science.

[Berkeleyside @berkeleyside]

“Orange is the new bleak” — Photos of what Berkeley looked like this morning https://t.co/mthVc08boL

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

@dadtellingjokes, tell me a joke

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

I totally did this once.

[Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston]

good morning to everyone except my boyfriend, who didn’t consult me before he used washing up liquid in lieu of dishwasher tablets last night

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

@cxthom @instapaper Not working.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

I TRULY CANNOT WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT. WE AS A COUNTRY HAVE A TERM CALLED “SCHOOL SHOOTINGS”

[Marc @setmurphy]

the number of school shootings that have happened since the year 2000 around the world:

ENGLAND: 0
GREECE: 1
NETHERLANDS: 1
SPAIN: 1
INDIA: 1
ARGENTINA: 1
RUSSIA: 1
CHINA: 3
MEXICO: 4
AUSTRALIA: 5
CANADA: 5
GERMANY: 5
SOUTH AFRICA: 5
USA: 213

#Texas

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

You may have heard about @Intel's horrific #Meltdown bug. But have you watched it in action? When your computer asks you to apply updates this month, don't click "not now." (via https://t.co/J84n79LRIA & @misc0110)

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

@AskCapitalOne Where does one view recurring transfers in the redesigned (=dumbed down) web site?

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

Bay City Barbershop/Creative Studio on #Yelp: I can honestly say that this was the best cut I've ever had, and the … https://t.co/oXFWlu3QNR

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

I've been out of the bath for like 20 minutes and my touch ID still doesn't work.

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

I might go to @natebargatze at Punch Line Comedy Club in San Francisco, CA - Sep 30 https://t.co/4P5f424Jck

[Matthew Hansen @MBHansen]

@cxthom Bow bow bow.