Michelle Bird

Loves cooking and competitive running. Libertarian. Options are my own & don't reflect past, present, or future employers. Likes & retweets aren't endorsements

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

Racing Isn’t a Vibe (Part II): https://t.co/cRrTuq0uaY

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

TLDR: Trump's endorsing a pro-Israel war-mongerer. Imagine my shock...

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

i ain’t reading all that
im happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

I just wrote my first note on Substack
https://t.co/Ery09CdxNl

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

I just started a Substack! You can subscribe to it here https://t.co/tx1Xb2bi8t

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@AntiLeftMemes It's possible to be both. I'm biracial myself.
What's not cool is claiming 1 and disregarding the other to pander to others.

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@RepThomasMassie Because most members of congress are on Lockheed Martin & Raytheon's payroll.
Thanks for you and @RandPaul for being real ones...

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@RepThomasMassie what's wrong with 9.7% of you? Seriously. #NoMoreWar

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@clownworld politics

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

I am seeing a bunch of posts on TikTok of soldiers getting steak & lobster. Does that mean what I think it means? #IYKYK

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

Did not expect this at all. But I am glad to see.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I look forward to working with the Trump Administration on fulfilling his promise to cap credit card interest rates at 10%.

We cannot continue to allow big banks to make record profits by ripping off Americans by charging them 25 to 30% interest rates.

That is usury.

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@OregonLP @RealSpikeCohen That's what smart phones are for

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@KamalaHarris That's child's play.
How about a REAL debate with @ChaseForLiberty ?

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

Presidential Debate Debacle Was a Great Argument for Smaller Government https://t.co/Ql5mOd4t6n via @reason

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

if your life sucks it’s not because of billionaires, it’s not because of Jews, and it’s not because of capitalism. it’s your attitude

“choose not to be harmed, and you won’t feel harmed. do not feel harmed, and you have not been”

- Marcus Aurelius

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@ChaseForLiberty I swear the duopoly picking both of these "candidates" is a middle-finger to Americans as if to say "you have no choice!" This would all go away if everyone who says they'll vote 3rd party actually does so instead of voting out of fear for the duopoly!

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@ChaseForLiberty I swear the duopoly picking both of these "candidates" is a middle-finger to Americans as if to say "you have no choice!" This would all go away if everyone who says they'll vote 3rd party actually does so instead of voting out of fear for the duopoly!

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@Rothmus Portland.
But at least he has good trigger discipline.

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@JohnStossel @RobertKennedyJr You should have also invited @ChaseForLiberty

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@Sugarbrandz @JoforOregon My grandma is in a nursing home w/dementia. Every time I see Biden speak, it reminds me of her.
I would be LIVID if any of my family members did this to her!

[Michelle Bird @mbird01]

@POTUS Your son was over 21 and a convicted felon that got a gun. #explainthatshit