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I know in my heart that I am funnier than my kids think I am. I am a mom and sometimes a teacher.

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These guys are seeing more of America than most Americans see!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Driving through Ohio. Towns like this are why we’re trying to avoid the interstates and take the slower roads instead. These are the kinds of places we want to see. This feels like peak America.🇺🇸

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@MumfordAndSons @ofcwrigleyfield @dylangossett @Caamp Laughing all the way to the bank.

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@ofcwrigleyfield @MumfordAndSons So yes drive through tornadoes or no?

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@RealRodLacroix - I'll have a diet coke.
- is Pepsi ok?

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@NateSilver538 Give me Big Ten and SEC together and you got my vote.

[Scott Sauls @scottsauls]

A meaningful life is rarely formed in seasons of comfort. It more often forms in seasons that stretch us, humble us, and reveal who we really are. God does some of His most shaping work in the places we would not choose for ourselves.

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@KelleyKga I am, thanks!

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@dhpreps This article has at least 1 inaccuracy and completely misses the drama of the PHS/BHS game. A whole article could have been written about an underdog victory and brother facing brother on Thur, rather than the 2nd match summary being lazily tacked on to an article about Fremd.

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@KelleyKga Our approach was not to worry about the perfect dorm and focus on the school. It feels like everything needs to happen a certain way, but as long as housing is guaranteed, I'd wait until a school is chosen, paying whatever deposits make sense in the meantime.

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@SociallDrinkerr @SD_Comic_Con Same.

[The Free Press @TheFP]

More than 7,000 Nigerian Christians have been slaughtered by Islamists so far in 2025. We spoke to one of the survivors.

[Ryan Saavedra @RyanSaavedra]

This is actually a good statement from Bernie Sanders

Worth the watch

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@Jamie_Weinstein @thedispatch @mattklewis @GovPressOffice Don't tell Jonah, but you are the best interviewer I listen to. Always appreciate your variety of guests, push for real answers, and a cool head when the conversation gets heated. Best wishes in what comes next.

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@dadmann_walking Because those go in your appetizer stomach, which everyone knows is bigger than your regular stomach (but not as big as your dessert stomach).

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@SD_Comic_Con @AceParking Thanks!

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@JaseRuggy Sweden or Germany probably has one.

It's a beautiful sentiment.

[Ihab Hassan @IhabHassane]

🚨 BREAKING: Hamas militias have killed 22-year-old Odai Naser Saadi, one of the leaders of the anti-Hamas protest movement in Gaza.

He was kidnapped, tortured for four hours, and then executed. His body was dumped at the doorstep of his family’s home, with a chilling message: “This is the price for those who criticize Hamas.”

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@RodLacroix ...and actually wore a coat?