Andrew McCarty

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

@mccarty_joseph @longjohnsilvers And the coupons for more @longjohnsilvers

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

5. We have five jars of salsa in our fridge.

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

@DustinNickerson Same here. And my marriage apparently....

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

@NEStatePatrol No. Verizon. McCook.

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

@sethbates lucky

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

@JonAcuff Truth! I say this every night. I also dream about coffee at least once a week. When it’s time to get up, is it the alarm on my phone that gets me up? Nah. I’ll sleep through that. It’s the tiny beep and click of the coffee maker- in the kitchen- turning on that gets me up.

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

I cut an onion this evening. It made me cry. I guess you could say that the state of the onion... was strong....

[RELEVANT @RELEVANT]

Here's what critics of Beth Moore's comments about reading the Bible got wrong: https://t.co/N6DzCzVVXh

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

I have to work tomorrow. The worst part of it is- every customer I talk to is going to say “See You Next Year!”- like they were the first person to think of that...

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

@sethbates Those look like some fancy new crocs. Early Christmas present?

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Don’t you just sorta hope when Eugene Peterson finally sees the gorgeous, glorious face of the Savior he has so long loved and served, that Jesus is the type that might greet him with something from The Message translation? Like, maybe John 21:12?

“Breakfast is ready.” MSG

[Scott Sauls @scottsauls]

What would it look like for a woman with a crisis pregnancy to see the local church, not the local clinic, as her trusted source for love, non-judgment, practical support, wise counsel, and much-needed encouragement?

[Paul Putz @p_emory]

A new book takes an inside look at the role Christian faith played in the Philadelphia Eagles' Super Bowl run. Just in time for #NFLKickoff2018, here's my @CTmagazine review https://t.co/Okp9Op8C5Q #FlyEaglesFly

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

@mccarty_joseph Yeah. On here. Not syncing with Facebook though.

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

Test tweet # 2

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

I’m sorry sir. But I cannot take your completely unlabeled box, nor can I take your completely unboxed satellite dish, which you still have it attached to the mounting bracket for your roof.

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

Why do I wake up with “Only The Good Die Young” in my head. Three nights in a row? Go away Billy Joel.

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

I spent about half of last night thinking it was Thursday. I was pretty disappointed when I found out I was wrong.

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

Just picked up our take-out for the night. The cashier told me to “be careful“. Maybe I shouldn’t eat this food…?

[Andrew McCarty @mccartyandrew]

Typical four year old boy.... “Daddy, did you fart at work today?”