Brunch Davidians

Twitter? I hardly know her!

[Brunch Davidians @mccaslid]

Kill them with kindness,

Dismember them with friendship.

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Brunch Davidians @mccaslid]

@PixelPlayz16 @mercurialunacy @rare__facts Yeah, sometimes

[ripley ⚢.𖥔 ݁ ˖🛸── .✦ @spacephobos]

call that pussy bruv the way im innit

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Summer vacation looking good

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Charles Barkley: "I don't know if those (are) B's. They might be Cardi D's... I'm pretty sure those aren't B's... She's got the wrong initials."

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Tough break for the golfers. Still have to play the ball as it lies. Those are the rules. I didn’t write em.

[🩰 @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Brunch Davidians @mccaslid]

@joggingkoalas @realtimsharp @cheapscalper @HunterBiden Tablecloth shirt ass

[Brunch Davidians @mccaslid]

@realtimsharp @cheapscalper @HunterBiden No one likes you Tim

[Brunch Davidians @mccaslid]

@HunterBiden @Annie_Wu_22 @villainmonkey Get the wet floor signs out folks

[Brunch Davidians @mccaslid]

Pope Leo / Hunter Biden 2028

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

I thought the Pope was kicking ass on Twitter and now here comes Hunter Biden.

[Brunch Davidians @mccaslid]

@DammitBits @blade_funner Pope / Hunter Biden 2028

[Brunch Davidians @mccaslid]

@HunterBiden @kissphoria @Kenneth_Belkin Hell yeah

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Brunch Davidians @mccaslid]

@DingsLord @HunterBiden @3YearLetterman @Kenn321705 Recovered?

[Brunch Davidians @mccaslid]

@SonySantaMonica @MikeDrucker @Dominos_UK LADIES SHOULD BE IN THE BREEDING CHAMBER, NOT ON THE BATTLEFIELD!!