Neil Pinocchio

Owner of Whiplash. Bartender with a heart of gold.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@mindyindarrow The movie lied to me, too.

I'm still waiting for Richard Gere.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@mindyindarrow There's not a handbook.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@mindyindarrow I guess if he's like, expecting you to pay at the end, that'd be awkward.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@mindyindarrow Hey.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@castieldarrow fuckin finally

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@lucyrcarrigan You know there's always an opening for you, if you want it.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

GRAND OPENING OF MCCORMICK'S THIS FRIDAY.

DRINK AND FOOD SPECIALS ALL NIGHT.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@castieldarrow @forthedogdarrow @haplessalpha we havent gotten rid of eachother yet, it's not happenin now.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@castieldarrow @forthedogdarrow @haplessalpha it's hilarious.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@castieldarrow @forthedogdarrow @haplessalpha too late. it's over

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@forthedogdarrow @haplessalpha @castieldarrow Did you mean these?

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@forthedogdarrow @haplessalpha @castieldarrow so wake them up. fuck.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@castieldarrow @haplessalpha @forthedogdarrow yes its fuckin stupid just roll with it

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@forthedogdarrow @haplessalpha @castieldarrow no. get one of the girls to do it

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@forthedogdarrow @haplessalpha @castieldarrow youre already old. how long til we both get fat?

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@haplessalpha @castieldarrow mostly i just tweet to @forthedogdarrow when i don't wanna go in the next room to tell him shit

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@castieldarrow so can everyone else with a twitter account, just so you know.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@castieldarrow Yes, Cas. I can see what you're writing.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@castieldarrow you're just kinda shouting into the void right now, man.

[Neil Pinocchio @mccormickdarrow]

@darrowsdrdan @floozyfacade forget it, man. im just fuckin with you