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Maybe just calm down, okay?

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Middle age dating: when you face each other to kiss, your bellies touch first.

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@DominionEnergy it's 28° and my power has been out since 2:00 p.m. with no potential to come back on before 8:00 p.m. this has happened five times in the last 30 days in my Loudoun county neighborhood.

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@good4yourage I bet you were great!

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@Kica333 I say "I've got to find a bathroom now!"

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@scotsmancrypto @CalltoActivism The post says mortgage interest.

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I'm really into T&A.

Tylenol arthritis.

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I'm dating men in their 50s now so I keep a pair of reading glasses on me at all times.

[𝔖.ℑ.ℜ. @therealSIR3]

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

My favorite university that's also a toothpaste is probably Colgate.

[Bitter Pop Tart @mcgshow]

@good4yourage NGL, kind of hurt by this.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Being popular on twitter is like being the favorite patient on a psych unit

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@FMLsweetly Minding your own business is still free!

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@Bob_Janke The instructions are on the label.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

And, just like that, we were left with no choice but to abandon Dry January.

[Bitter Pop Tart @mcgshow]

Just popped in after a year to see if this place is still a total garbage fire. Glad to see nothing changed.

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@CViewer12329009 @ValleyFallsRI The employees ask the same questions. Why are more stores opening? Why can't we staff properly regardless? It's "we don't have approval to allow more $ for payroll." And how does a CEO like this keep his job?

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Deleting all the photos of you and your ex when you look amazing in each one is probably the hardest part of breaking up.

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@JDVance Learn a new song, man

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@JDVance You're just really bad at this.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

I personally want to congratulate Donald Trump for finally winning a popular vote

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

twelve people were able to unanimously agree on thirty-four separate items in less time than my wife and i have ever been able to decide where to eat