Mchache

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Wateja ni waongo kuliko mademu wa tabata😼

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Wanawake wanazidi kuwa wengi kuliko pesa😼

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Kuna hutu tudem tunataka kupelekwa dinner na hatuna shepu ya kupelekwa huko.😸

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Ukitongoza mwanamke na akakwambia uende kwenye point usiende bro unaenda kukataliwa😺

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Ukijimwagia maji hayaingii kwenye vinyweleo penye jasho kutoka mwilini. Au jasho imekonda kuliko maji?😼

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Wanawake bebeni mimba wale manesi wakali wamestaafu.😸

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Majirani msituroge hatujaoata kazi ni field tuu jamani😸

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Bro 2 bro: Ukishindwa kufukuzia nunua

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@iBoyMox Sa hayo ndio matako gani marefu hivo jamani😼

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Sasa kama pafyum za laki ni fake hiki tunachopimiwa na sindano za ng’ombe ni nini jamani?😼

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Kama hujibiwi massage niuzie simu😺

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@hamis_abas Nilikuwa mashariki ya mbali huko😸

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Tangu umalize chuo upoupo tuu. Jiunge na sungusungu tuu basi😼

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CEO ana upendo sana anawalipa mainfluencer watembeze reli ili atufundishe namna ya kusaka pesa. Ana upendo sana😸

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@SafariGateway_ Kwahiyo wenzako waliovua nguo umeona hawana maana wewe? 😼

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@ercurry_ Muende kwa Pdd😼

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@VungaEl74 Saasa mbwa inakuwaje na mbwa kmmmk😸

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@maluu_captain Hapo mkanye tena jangwani

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Ukimuangalia mtu macho kwa macho kwanini wanaita ndio “ana kwa ana” au macho ndio yanaitwa ANA?

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Sasa mtu wa kwanza kuwa na mimba duniani alijuaje kama huyo ndani ni mtoto na sio tuu ameshiba?🤔