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[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

someone just repeated my joke out loud to the class and got all the credit for it and if you know me at all, you know that this is my own personal hell

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

@lindsay_pixie kids pls use ur critical thinking skills on this one

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

it’s kind of impressive how immediately the smell of shit hits you as soon as you enter west texas

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

@kyylien I did a waffle making kit! A dash mini waffle maker, waffle mix, a mini bottle of maple syrup, and choco chips. People loved it.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Green Bean casserole is the Fruit Cake of Thanksgiving

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

just learned that the spoons they have by the door at tjs are wood, pls send thoughts and prayers

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

@paytmitch Know My Name by Chanel Miller has stuck with me for years. I also recently read Sociopath by Patric Gagne and What My Bones Know by Stephanie Foo and enjoyed both quite a bit

[julie @helencftroy]

just discovered there’s a soup festival in france. you pay for a bowl and then just go get soup at any stand u want. i should be there…

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

when the seasonal depresh hits before October you know you’re in for a rough winter

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Fool me once: shame on you.

Fool me twice: still very mean wtf

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

glad to be home (i missed my bidet)

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

bangerter? I hardly know her

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

if there is one thing I am good at it is making a mess of my kitchen by cooking an elaborate dish immediately after cleaning it

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

@bbyube this could be u @PDNK_PRLMNT

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

@samjohnson like

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

a week without socialization is brutal man how did I survive 2020

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

@samjohnson Have u asked Google

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

@samjohnson Oh shit this is twitter not Google my b

[McKenzie @mckjohn110]

if I crush up and snort ibuprofen will it instantly get rid of inflammation in my sinuses