some call me lasso

“‘dance like no one’s watching’ - Aristotle” - Philomena Cunk

[some call me lasso @mclain_train]

Do you think the sword Butch found in the pawn shop was an Hattori Hanzo?

[zac🥇 @ModernWrighty]

when it flies out of the window but comes straight back in

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Yooper E-bike

[planefag @planefag]

This was extremely poor writing on Lucas's part but if you roll with it, it's actually hilarious. Imagine - you're Darth Vader, and one day a banged-up freighter flies into your doomsday station's hangar and it's carrying your son, your daughter, your astromech droid, the protocol droid you personally built as a child and your master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Everything rhymes; you can feel the inexorable tides of fate that reunited everyone at this moment; the Force is strong...

... except for the truck driver in the vest. But hey. Maybe even the Force isn't above taking an Uber to get everyone together instead of tracking down some Special Fated Person, right?

Yeah. Yeah that's what you said. "Nah. THAT one is coincidence," you said, and then the NEXT DAY he pops up in a souped up 18 wheeler and shoots you, one of the greatest fighter pilots in the galaxy, square in the ass before your snot-nosed kid blows your uberstation to hell and gone and now you're flying around trying to get a signal, knowing that there's gonna be one hell of a chat with Palpatine once you do, and you're still wondering *who the hell was that fucker in the vest!?*

[some call me lasso @mclain_train]

Spider Noir is a god tier performance from Nic Cage

[some call me lasso @mclain_train]

“Does missing the fairway/green play chat?”

[Big Swing Tempo @BigSwingTempo]

Does this play chat?

[some call me lasso @mclain_train]

@jacksettleman RB-Trent
LB-Hall
CB-Tomori
CB-Maguire
CDM-Wharton
CM-Scott
AM-Palmer
LW-Foden

Not listed there:
GK-Pope
CF-Solanke

Only question is whether Pulisic would start over Bowen at RW

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

time to post my favorite TikTok

[some call me lasso @mclain_train]

“WHOOO”

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

What is the greatest sound in football?

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

@RepNancyMace I’m reporting this threat to the secret service, Nancy

[some call me lasso @mclain_train]

@LAURA____8 This is art

[some call me lasso @mclain_train]

Wilma Leidhammar 🇸🇪 has always been my favorite women’s baller ever since I became aware of her about 14 hours ago #bcfc

[Laura Burton @LAURA____8]

Every Wilma goal pic seems to have a defender on the floor who has lost out to her. She was so great today and will be central to the WSL side. With Hurtre and Herron, we have a young core who we need to build the team around. Exciting times ahead 🔵

[some call me lasso @mclain_train]

@BCFC @davidtolley66

[some call me lasso @mclain_train]

#JesusPriskus #bcfc

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

A top goal to top off a top performance.

August Priske, one to watch. 💫

[Tommie @tommiedotjpg]

This will set back @USMNT for decades

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Pulitzer.

[Birmingham City Women @BCFCWomen]

YOUR 25/26 #BarclaysWSL2 CHAMPIONS!! 🏆🔥