Sean McMahon

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

Witnessed a wholesome urinal interaction at Cleveland airport.

Man 1: Look at us pissin all over the world. I’ve pissed in New York, LA...

Man 2: I’ve pissed in the Antarctic!They call that liquid gold down there!

*good ‘ol dick in hand laughter ensued.

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

The reason I don’t like Cancun is cuz the same people that chant “build the wall” vacation there.

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

Now that I’m a little older I can honestly say that they were addicted to pills and actually had nothing else to talk about.

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

When I was younger working at the skate shop I thought all these older guys only talked about board lengths and wheelbases and shit cuz they couldn’t actually skate and needed to dissect reasons why...

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

When I die I want the funeral to be a drag show and for the queens to roast my lifeless ass... much like my 26th birthday.

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

This is actually why I have so many gay friends. Has nothing to do with me being a flight attendant.

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

Forgot about this edit of kalis showing scooter kids how cool skateboarding is at a local park.

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

These Florida anti maskers are ugly and should wear one just to cover their ugly ass goatees.

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

Skateboarding is a lot like the flat earth movement. A community of like minded adults who refuse to accept reality and are nevertheless happy amongst their peers.

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

Where’d this mans shirts go

[Kayla Brantley @_KaylaBrantley]

The man pictured in Nancy Pelosi’s office took a piece of her mail, made it out safely, then posed for a pic

[Anthony Pappalardo @anthonypops]

America is giving me a perma hangover. Seeing "skaters" argue about guns is the latest dull pain in my brain. https://t.co/13vtsNRcYP

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

@TheOnion @Sneauxphlake

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

Just realized I’m too old to yell “fuckin snake” at kids in the skatepark.

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

Now that airlines are giving out purell wipes I can finally start eating ribs on the plane.

[Max White @ThisisMaxWhite]

It appears Danny Way was Brandon Biebel’s biggest influence after all.

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

@ThisisMaxWhite @cnkerr Didn’t you get a box from vox in ‘09? @thisismaxwhite

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

“How did you find out you were gay?”

“Oh I bought the wrong ‘now that’s what I call music’ album.”

#shitflightattendantssay

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

@kevinmdecastro Awww you’re too sweet. Miss you boo 😽

[Sean McMahon @mcmantits_]

@ThisisMaxWhite Woo wooooo

[Max White @ThisisMaxWhite]

It’d be cool if @BarackObama publicly insisted on seeing @realDonaldTrump ‘s Coronavirus test results.